Software developer with almost 30 years of experience looking to help your team ship better software faster from my snowy Fortress In Exile in Canada using PHP, Python, Go, and TypeScript.

I used to write books and go to PHP conferences to shout at people to write tests for their PHP code. Still a legend in the eyes of some.

Currently working as a Senior Staff Engineer at TheGuarantors.
https://grumpy-learning.com