Your least favourite PHP hater’s least favourite programmer.

RetailMeNot Group DEI hire, building global shopper loyalty infrastructure from my snowy Fortress In Exile in Canada.

I used to write books and go to PHP conferences to shout at people to write tests for their PHP code. Still a legend in the eyes of some.

Political ideology: increasingly left, two steps forward, one step back.
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