Grumpy clown microdosing chaos. Petter of dogs. Hardware and software sadist. Applied specific curses to their own homelab for fun. Smashes code together for money. Solders together Arduino projects the wrong way. Has been in the presence of the One True Duck. Emigrating to the cloud the hard way.

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