IT. Foodie and cook. Real ale, Scotch and wine lover. Caravanner, campervanner, narrowboater, skier, humanist, home automator, volunteer and DIYer. Leisure vehicle 12v/24v expert. Not missed The Archers in 17 years. Eclectic music tastes (and love Eurovision). Pitch black and inappropriate sense of humour. Does anybody actually read this? Often misunderstood. Usually the architect of my own downfall.

Alt-Avatar: Me (headshot)
Alt-Header: From rear of a narrowboat about to enter a tunnel