Libertarianism works until you run out of forty billion US dollars.

most expensive item on the fucking menu for no good reason (no substitutions please.)

NEVER available on the lunch menu.

gives you that bad gas on the way home (it was NOT the green beans)

35% gratuity included. (you've already dropped your fork*)

no kids pls.

don't cry. I am just a fish.

*you were using the salad fork. just give up.