I'm a nature loving water spirit, working with the wind, walking, paddling and swimming mostly around Scotland. I'm an English refugee north of the Wall, gladly paying extra taxes to support a kinder and hopefully one day independent Scottish society. I travel regularly for heat and cultural enlightenment.

I'm one of the rare Brits that speak languages other than English 🇫🇷🇪🇸🇩🇪 currently learning Japanese.

I represent a delicious banquet to small, bitey, flying beasties of all nationalities.