Extradimensional parasapient organism with a taxis for pubs, beaches, baseball...coming to you "with jazz and conversation, from the foot of Mount Belzoni..."

Use only as directed.  Your mileage may vary. Contents under pressure, and possibly radioactive. Prosecutors will be violated. There are monkeyboys in the facility. I'm gonna need more rope.

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