Ahoy. I am a smashed wicker basket. I make weird noises over on bandcamp under the name Thriftwicker Audio Society. I also celebrate the noises of others via my Cortex Primer radio programme on Mixcloud.

I am here to watch society crumble in a more level-headed environment as opposed to the usual corporate hellscape. I prefer not to see ads while I am being fleeced.

That about covers it. Nice to meet you.