In a nutshell

[vonskinnback@mastodon.social]

@stux don't forget the dead duck, the metaphors just keep coming...

[galacticstone@mastodon.social]

@stux That pool is an improvement. It is filled with Brawndo because it has electrolytes.

[vosje62@mastodon.nl]

@OptimisticMoron @stux that is to environment friendly to try...

[codieplusplus@mastodon.online]

@stux another episode from the Muppets' Science Lab?

[erikcats@dice.camp]

@stux bit of a bummer the steps stop after five but rofl

[trebach@functional.cafe]

@rjblaskiewicz @stux Have you arrested for public indecency and put you on the sex offenders registry if you're convicted

[stonebear2@hachyderm.io]

@stux the phrase "a wretched hive of scum and villainy" comes to mind, ne-c'est-pas?

[cmok@mastodon.com.pl]

@agturcz @stux Hey, please, do not insult swamps!

[kraemer_hb@mastodon.social]

@Vonskinnback @stux The lame duck is dead now?

[musevg@23.social]

@codieplusplus @stux
Mee-mee-mee-mee!

[wannabemystiker@expressional.social]

@stux
Step 7: Bring in your top man to salvage the Reflecting Pool restoration project once and for all.

[nickrauchen@c.im]

@stux

I wish this were a #metaphor for the second #Trump term.

Alas it's narcissistic failures all the way down. No metaphor need.

The era of his self-aggrandizement is coming to an end!

#Vote Peacefully #Protest #Resist!

[david@setouchi.social]

@agturcz @stux Yeah, don't say bad things about Florida swamps, they're the best part of Florida. Amazing wildlife and almost no humans.

[rjblaskiewicz@mstdn.social]

@trebach @stux I mean besides that.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@stux
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!!111!

[ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social]

@stux The reflecting pool is a perfect metaphor for the trump presidency.

[mycotropic@beige.party]

@stux

Please tell me that they actually filled it with Potomac water. Back in 2010 they were trying to mitigate cyanobacterium blooms and it was the hurricanes of 2011 that get the credit for actually clearing the blooms!
https://www.mwcog.org/about-us/newsroom/2011/09/15/potomac-river-algae-largely-dissipated-algal-blooms-potomac/

[farbenstau@infosec.exchange]

@Kraemer_HB @Vonskinnback @stux It's not dead, it's resting!

[farbenstau@infosec.exchange]

@musevg @codieplusplus @stux [hair catches fire]

[rbuzz@ioc.exchange]

@stux

You forgot "Have the Park Service arrest people for vandalism and then blame them for causing the problems."