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  • landelare@mastodon.gamedev.placeL landelare@mastodon.gamedev.place

    @eniko I like the subtle microsoft->microslop character arc

    eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
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    #5

    @landelare thank you for noticing

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    • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

      microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

      people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

      microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

      tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

      microslop: ah well, nevertheless

      jernej__s@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      #6

      @eniko If for some reason you want to upgrade to 11 despite Microsoft claiming your computer doesn't support it, there are two ways:

      • if the only thing you're missing is new enough CPU (but you have TPM and Secure Boot), set HKLM\SYSTEM\Setup\MoSetup → AllowUpgradesWithUnsupportedTPMOrCPU=dword:1 and the Setup will run (it'll show a warning, but let you continue)
      • if you don't have TPM and/or Secure Boot, run setup.exe /product server, and it'll ignore everything

      OTOH, as long as you pretend to be in EU, you can register to receive security updates for Windows 10 for free until October. Or you can use the scripts from massgrave.dev to activate ESU.

      ketakater@social.vivaldi.netK sberson@app.wafrn.netS 2 Replies Last reply
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      • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

        microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

        people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

        microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

        tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

        microslop: ah well, nevertheless

        ifixcoinops@retro.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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        #7

        @eniko y'know that comic where someone says they enjoyed good omens and these creeping snakelike shadow figures emerge saying Discworld, Discworld, you should try Discworld, and there are more and more of them until the panels are completely overwhelmed with them and our guy suffocates beneath their recommendations

        Well, brace for Linux dudes

        bussphomet@app.wafrn.netB eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE 2 Replies Last reply
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        • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

          microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

          people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

          microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

          tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

          microslop: ah well, nevertheless

          chlorine03@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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          #8

          @eniko Chilling on a Linux mint. It works pretty fine and satiafy all my needs as a basic stuff like typing, serfing web and even playing games sometimes.

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          • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

            microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

            people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

            microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

            tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

            microslop: ah well, nevertheless

            inderix@booping.synth.downloadI This user is from outside of this forum
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            #9

            @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place my tin foil hat theory is that the entire tech industry is planning and carrying out these things in order to push people away from owning a computer and instead paying for cloud computing as their desktop experience, privacy and security risks included

            but the big tech sector appears to be profoundly stupid so there's no way they could possibly plan out such a thing

            bussphomet@app.wafrn.netB npars01@mstdn.socialN 2 Replies Last reply
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            • jernej__s@infosec.exchangeJ jernej__s@infosec.exchange

              @eniko If for some reason you want to upgrade to 11 despite Microsoft claiming your computer doesn't support it, there are two ways:

              • if the only thing you're missing is new enough CPU (but you have TPM and Secure Boot), set HKLM\SYSTEM\Setup\MoSetup → AllowUpgradesWithUnsupportedTPMOrCPU=dword:1 and the Setup will run (it'll show a warning, but let you continue)
              • if you don't have TPM and/or Secure Boot, run setup.exe /product server, and it'll ignore everything

              OTOH, as long as you pretend to be in EU, you can register to receive security updates for Windows 10 for free until October. Or you can use the scripts from massgrave.dev to activate ESU.

              ketakater@social.vivaldi.netK This user is from outside of this forum
              ketakater@social.vivaldi.netK This user is from outside of this forum
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              #10

              @jernej__s @eniko just use Linux...

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              • jernej__s@infosec.exchangeJ jernej__s@infosec.exchange

                @eniko If for some reason you want to upgrade to 11 despite Microsoft claiming your computer doesn't support it, there are two ways:

                • if the only thing you're missing is new enough CPU (but you have TPM and Secure Boot), set HKLM\SYSTEM\Setup\MoSetup → AllowUpgradesWithUnsupportedTPMOrCPU=dword:1 and the Setup will run (it'll show a warning, but let you continue)
                • if you don't have TPM and/or Secure Boot, run setup.exe /product server, and it'll ignore everything

                OTOH, as long as you pretend to be in EU, you can register to receive security updates for Windows 10 for free until October. Or you can use the scripts from massgrave.dev to activate ESU.

                sberson@app.wafrn.netS This user is from outside of this forum
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                sberson@app.wafrn.net
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                #11

                @jernej__s@infosec.exchange @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                Just another point of info, that even for those in the USA, you can get extended security updates for Windows 10 until October for free if you use an MS account to log into the computers you want extended support on. It's what I am doing for a couple of desktops I need for my work, while finishing the last bits of migration of my studio's computers to MacOS, Ubuntu and Debian.

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                • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                  microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

                  people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

                  microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

                  tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

                  microslop: ah well, nevertheless

                  bussphomet@app.wafrn.netB This user is from outside of this forum
                  bussphomet@app.wafrn.netB This user is from outside of this forum
                  bussphomet@app.wafrn.net
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #12

                  @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                  At this point its just moronic
                  These idiots are going to crash the economy

                  Make sure to string them up when it all comes crashing down, they deserve a slow and painful exit from the mortal coil

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                  • inderix@booping.synth.downloadI inderix@booping.synth.download

                    @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place my tin foil hat theory is that the entire tech industry is planning and carrying out these things in order to push people away from owning a computer and instead paying for cloud computing as their desktop experience, privacy and security risks included

                    but the big tech sector appears to be profoundly stupid so there's no way they could possibly plan out such a thing

                    bussphomet@app.wafrn.netB This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #13

                    @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place @inderix@booping.synth.download

                    At that point I just abandon all tech and take up terrorism as a new hobby

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                    • ifixcoinops@retro.socialI ifixcoinops@retro.social

                      @eniko y'know that comic where someone says they enjoyed good omens and these creeping snakelike shadow figures emerge saying Discworld, Discworld, you should try Discworld, and there are more and more of them until the panels are completely overwhelmed with them and our guy suffocates beneath their recommendations

                      Well, brace for Linux dudes

                      bussphomet@app.wafrn.netB This user is from outside of this forum
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                      bussphomet@app.wafrn.net
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                      #14

                      @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place @ifixcoinops@retro.social

                      Brace?
                      If anything switching made me actually like using my computer again.

                      People should do it out of pure spite
                      You have wine and now winboat to run anything from microslop you may still need

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                      • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                        microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

                        people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

                        microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

                        tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

                        microslop: ah well, nevertheless

                        ronald@social.vannacht.euR This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #15

                        @eniko
                        People: f*ck off microslop, we will install Linux.

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                        • ketakater@social.vivaldi.netK ketakater@social.vivaldi.net

                          @jernej__s @eniko just use Linux...

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                          ropatrick@mastodon.social
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                          #16

                          @Ketakater @jernej__s @eniko this is the way.

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                          • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                            microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

                            people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

                            microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

                            tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

                            microslop: ah well, nevertheless

                            wizarro@social.vivaldi.netW This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #17

                            @eniko Come to Linux. You won’t regret it!

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                            • bussphomet@app.wafrn.netB bussphomet@app.wafrn.net

                              @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place @ifixcoinops@retro.social

                              Brace?
                              If anything switching made me actually like using my computer again.

                              People should do it out of pure spite
                              You have wine and now winboat to run anything from microslop you may still need

                              ifixcoinops@retro.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #18

                              @bussphomet @eniko

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                              • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

                                people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

                                microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

                                tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

                                microslop: ah well, nevertheless

                                rgulick@social.coopR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #19

                                @eniko

                                Windows 11 might be the best thing ever to happen to Linux.

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                                • inderix@booping.synth.downloadI inderix@booping.synth.download

                                  @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place my tin foil hat theory is that the entire tech industry is planning and carrying out these things in order to push people away from owning a computer and instead paying for cloud computing as their desktop experience, privacy and security risks included

                                  but the big tech sector appears to be profoundly stupid so there's no way they could possibly plan out such a thing

                                  npars01@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #20

                                  @inderix @eniko

                                  Tech oligarchs are perfectly capable of colluding on a profitable global financial crash & on the eradication of general purpose computing
                                  https://techcrunch.com/2015/04/18/on-the-war-on-general-purpose-computing/

                                  https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Coming_War_on_General_Computation

                                  The evidence?

                                  The fossil fuel money funding these tech fascists conduct a successful social engineering campaign to end democracy & fry the planet

                                  The self-destructive goals may be dumb, but the people behind the tactics & propaganda aren't.
                                  https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/04/ai-data-centers-energy-demands/686064/

                                  https://thewalrus.ca/data-centres-are-on-track-to-wreck-the-planet/

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                                  • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                    microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

                                    people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

                                    microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

                                    tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

                                    microslop: ah well, nevertheless

                                    vosje62@mastodon.nlV This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #21

                                    @eniko i still run 1 of 2 Win7 laptops i replaced Windows with Linux to avoid Win8.

                                    I don't even wanna know how much money I saved over the years.. 😅😅

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                                    • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                      microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

                                      people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

                                      microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

                                      tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

                                      microslop: ah well, nevertheless

                                      bytebro@mastodonapp.ukB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #22

                                      @eniko

                                      "Of course - I understand. But I have this old ThinkPad with 4Gb RAM and it runs most Linux distros perfectly."

                                      microsoft: "Not like that!"

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                                      • ifixcoinops@retro.socialI ifixcoinops@retro.social

                                        @eniko y'know that comic where someone says they enjoyed good omens and these creeping snakelike shadow figures emerge saying Discworld, Discworld, you should try Discworld, and there are more and more of them until the panels are completely overwhelmed with them and our guy suffocates beneath their recommendations

                                        Well, brace for Linux dudes

                                        eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
                                        eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
                                        eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place
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                                        #23

                                        @ifixcoinops bizarrely it was worse on bluesky than here

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                                        • eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place

                                          microsoft: you have to upgrade to windows 11

                                          people: okay. it says my computer doesn't support windows 11

                                          microsoft: you have to buy a new computer and upgrade to windows 11

                                          tech industry: we just bought all the ram, buying a new computer is now 10x as expensive

                                          microslop: ah well, nevertheless

                                          eniko@mastodon.gamedev.placeE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place
                                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                                          #24

                                          hey while you're here check out the gay mario bros 3 game: https://kitsunegames.com/kitsunetails

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