The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
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The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
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The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
Don't see why not! Just do it...
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The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
@girlonthenet tbh it’s more appropriate for the envelope you leave the cleaner’s tip in
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The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
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The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
@girlonthenet "i'm sorry - it's time to change the hot tub water"
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The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
@girlonthenet This is making me think there should be a hornyman's code for guestbooks
"had a really relaxing time around the fireplace" -> "your sofa is just the right height to get a good angle on entry"
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@girlonthenet tbh it’s more appropriate for the envelope you leave the cleaner’s tip in
@NotTheLBCGuy@mstdn.social@mstdn.social haha I am so offended that you think I wouldn’t leave it spotless anyway
The sins are all sins of the soul. They seep into the walls, and cannot be removed by mere cleaning -
The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
I was thinking using a not-self-hosted digital assistant, streaming content from Apple, or some other ethical breach. But **nooo**…
Now I have to bleach my imagination.
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The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
@girlonthenet You put the new toilet roll on the wrong way around ?
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The place we’re staying is lovely, but apparently I’m not allowed to write “forgive us the depraved sins we committed here” in the visitors book.
@girlonthenet did you leave unopened condom packs in the Gideon Bible
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