If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says:

[existentialcomics@mastodon.social]

If I were Denmark I would simply agree to sell Greenland to Trump, take his money, then put up a sign that says:

"Greenland ️".

And have it point to a tunnel which I have cleverly painted onto a wall.

[rickf@indieweb.social]

@existentialcomics And he'd believe it, too.

[jdotcom@mastodon.social]

@existentialcomics he won't even notice

[alatiera@mastodon.social]

@existentialcomics During the bombing of Yugoslavia, a bunch of nato troops were diverted the opposite way by a bunch of flipped signs.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/1999/apr/30/helenasmith

[albi@f.cz]

@alatiera
we were also doing that in Czechoslovakia in 68' when the soviets attacked
@existentialcomics

[famousringo@mstdn.ca]

@existentialcomics thank for your $750 billion, here’s your official Greenland LEGO set:

[uriel@x.keinpfusch.net]

@existentialcomics

maybe the best solution is to create an office , in charge of renaming the island every day. So today it would be lilke

"we want to buy e210ae11b4c992fb21d86a9407f8c5c3land". And tomorrow would be like "we need c00b0a4d529077da1c977edc658ad4acland for our defence."

Or "If you don't give us 3f7a6d51a286c3b9f6065d148ffed24fland we will be upset".

I mean, he started with the rename game, right? Just decide the name of the island is the SHA1 hash of the date, plus "land", and enjoy.

[nerde@beige.party]

@existentialcomics
That would be a mistake because he never pays his bills

[theeffekt@indieweb.social]

@existentialcomics

I'd take his money then give him a miniature model with a trophy on top of it.