It's a fair question

[die_mad@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay It looks like a summary of some job applications I have seen. “I can fish and microwave soup. I would be a great addition to you firm.”

[fogelnet@heads.social]

@Natasha_Jay teach a fish to microwave, he eats soup for life.

[forever_archives@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay this is a new philip K Dick novel, yes?

[ericg@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay Yes, especially after a good bike ride.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay RIP @hotsoup

[realcainmosni@mastodon.me.uk]

@Natasha_Jay So who's going to fund the study?

[fotoliptofono@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay mmmm, schrodinger... Not , idk

[deadcert@cupoftea.social]

@Natasha_Jay probably

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay microwave fish soup can

#YODA

[renaigh@beige.party]

@Natasha_Jay give a fish a microwave, they'll cook soup for a lifetime

[ochronus@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay It's going to be difficult to take the hot bowl out of the microwa-ve with their lil' fins tho

[appassionato@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay

Fish prefer big waves.

[unabart@dobbs.town]

@Natasha_Jay @briankrebs Chicken make a lousy house pet.

[gilester45@twit.social]

@lmorchard @Natasha_Jay Decades ago a colleague microwaved fish in the office for their lunch. It was so bad we almost had to evacuate the building, and the awful smell is buried in my nostrils to this day.