I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
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@alice i think if i needed a blood transfusion and the uh blood technician or whatever was like you're in luck this came from a billionaire i'd probably politely ask if that was the only option lol
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@alice Billionaire blood is tainted, why do you think vampires avoid them?
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice There are insufficient numbers of them to fulfill required demand
Plus you can get all their blood... once.
Not to mention the population is so small there's a good chance they lack rare blood types we need.
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@alice Paint the town red!
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice There’s something really ominous here. Like, uh oh, the kid’s need for blood is rising, is it coming for me? 🫣
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@alice Huh. The one I... uh... examined... was bloodless.
@Longspeak if at first you don't succeed
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@alice uhm
So there's a need for blood...
And the picture of a kid.Is it just me or does this sound like a vampire coven asking for donations?
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@alice There are insufficient numbers of them to fulfill required demand
Plus you can get all their blood... once.
Not to mention the population is so small there's a good chance they lack rare blood types we need.
@Elizafox every drop counts
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice they only have ten units, like the rest of us
But I do advocate a 90% wealth tax.
Leave the other 10% as a tithe for Jeebus
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice Yeah, but it's full of ketamine and estrogen blockers and fake testosterone and cocaine and whatever else these high-class tweakers are on.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice No, that’s shit. They’re full of shit.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
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I hear billionaires taste like chicken. -
@alice Yeah, but it's full of ketamine and estrogen blockers and fake testosterone and cocaine and whatever else these high-class tweakers are on.
@JustinDerrick didn't say we needed the blood for anything in particular; painting Wall Street would be my suggestion though.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
@alice Drain the toxin then mulch the remaining husk. I can get behind this.
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I hear billionaires are full of the stuff.
Too on the nose?
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@alice Haha are those the vampires that *sparkle*?
OK but seriously - vampires can mind control people. They could - for instance - mind control a secret service dude to do the funniest thing ever.
Climate change wipes out THEIR food supply, too.
Shit some are old enough to have built a vast fortune. Enough to be invited to snazzy parties for the rich and connected.
They could mind-control all them fuckers into killing themselves and giving all their money to the poor
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OK but seriously - vampires can mind control people. They could - for instance - mind control a secret service dude to do the funniest thing ever.
Climate change wipes out THEIR food supply, too.
Shit some are old enough to have built a vast fortune. Enough to be invited to snazzy parties for the rich and connected.
They could mind-control all them fuckers into killing themselves and giving all their money to the poor
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Too on the nose?
@CosmickTrigger @alice I do love an illustrative graph
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