This doesn’t seem great https://petapixel.com/2026/07/17/us-approves-gigantic-satellite-mirror-that-will-illuminate-the-earth-at-night/
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@jerry They want us up all night to work for them.
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@jerry Starting to feel a little warmer towards Kessler Syndrome.
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@jerry Starting to feel a little warmer towards Kessler Syndrome.
@varx at least we’ll be able to see it happening now
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@jerry who would have thought the crazies crying about "jewish space lasers" were almost half-right?
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@jerry No, it’s not.
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We are in stupid times... but this seems egregious.
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@jerry let's start a gofundme to pay for a bunch of those portable construction site light towers and park them around the CEO's house blasting light into his windows
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@jerry Don’t we have one already? Isn’t it called “the moon” or something?
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@jerry ...of course they did.
Dammit.
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@jerry that's the villain's plot in TWO Bond movies! Well... more Die Another Day than Diamonds Are Forever, but still.
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@jerry Worst plan ever!
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@jerry no it does not
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@jerry certainly this would never malfunction and "accidentally" put a 3 mile wide ray of sunshine across a big arc of the planet in the middle of the night now would it? As fascinating as a thing this would be to experience, the whole thing just seems wasteful for how disruptive and potential to go wrong it has.
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@jerry I'd like to go on the record as being anti-giant-death-ray-from-space
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@jerry I've just finished a scifi novel where one of these malfunctions (well, sabotage), destroy a human base and sets parts of Antarctica on fire.
I'm not exactly thrilled about this.
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@jerry how can we speed up global warming ? Increase fossil fuel use, burn all trees, reflect the sun to earth on the night side - well done humanity
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It's a staggeringly poor idea.
If it wasn't for the likelihood of collateral damage, I would hope that it would make a good surface to space interceptor target
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@jerry The Kessler-syndrome will have to fix that. I just can no longer imagine how to avoid collisions.
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@jerry it appears we are at the stage of capitalism where rich people, who have been slightly inconvienced by it being night time, will be able to disturb every living thing for 3 miles.
The arrogance is astounding
We need to tax these people out of existence
And we need better teaching about biological clocks
