Boost if you like waffles or you want to guillotine billionaires 🧇

[nora@blob.love]

@babe oh so you hate pancakes or firing squads?

[heathen_cat@furs.social]

@babe
I need a couple thousand friends to eat waffles with me. Please bring your own cutlery, and maybe some cutlery to share. We can have passionate discussions about what types of syrup are best.

[c0debabe@masto.hackers.town]

@nora @babe *snort* what? Noooo

[babe@glitterkitten.co.uk]

@nora Oh so you love firing squads? Why do you hate burning at the stake so much?!

[rantingcanuck@mstdn.ca]

@babe

Are we only allowed to guillotine billionaires? What about the near billionaires who only have hundreds of millions, guillotine too or is a noose suitable?

[bstow@beige.party]

@babe Guillotining a billionaire is so very... French.

Where I come from, we field dress them.

[chandlerkyle93@stranger.social]

@babe Take their head off, and we suddenly pay less in taxes. Magic.

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@babe

Does it have to be either/or? I like waffles (despite the fact I should be avoiding carbs) AND I think billionaires should be guillotined.

[funnymonkey@freeradical.zone]

@babe
No matter what we're doing I'd like extra maple syrup.

[surdfish@beige.party]

@babe

Great, we're all on the government list of waffle likers now.

[krobombkin@ni.hil.ist]

@babe OK but imagine how cute both could be! Breakfast buffet at the revolutionary execution! As both a metalworker and cook this sounds like a great date!

[mast0d0nphan@beige.party]

@babe I understood that reference!

[longspeak@chirp.enworld.org]

@babe I had to boost, unboost, and boost again.

[cy@fedicy.us.to]

Jay Graber isn't going to be happy about that.

[oldguycrusty@mastodon.world]

@babe

Yeah! I will make the waffles, you bring the big slice thing.

#EatTheRich
#Tax #billionaires out of existence

[virtuous_sloth@cosocial.ca]

@babe
This post deserves Fediverse virality

[farah@beige.party]

@babe I’m definitely a pancake gal

[crypticmirror@mstdn.social]

@babe

I'm not really hungry right now. #Boost

[enbypirate@lgbtqia.space]

@babe there is this German punk band who wrote a song called 1789 and during the chorus they sing (though in German):
They got the money
And we the Guillotine
Roll in the chopping Blocks
We got nothing to lose

[ukeleleeric@mstdn.social]

@babe unfair on those of us who want both...