My wife has just bought a cool squeegee thing for our apple cider vinegar so I used it to mist our salads.

[davep@infosec.exchange]

My wife has just bought a cool squeegee thing for our apple cider vinegar so I used it to mist our salads. Obviously I had it back to front and squirted my eyes with acid instead.

Edit: here's the offending device...

[snug@mastodonapp.uk]

@davep This is the way.

[losttourist@social.chatty.monster]

@davep Ouch! Hope you can see again now.

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@losttourist Not too bad. I think the blink reflex saved me!

[woe2you@beige.party]

@davep Do you have a label maker? It's crying out for a "This side toward enemy"

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@woe2you Haha! Excellent. I'll do that now.

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@woe2you Oh, poo.

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@woe2you This is an opportunity to use my black tape!

And I need to recharge the batteries. Ho hum.

[woe2you@beige.party]

@davep Sorry. This appears to have turned into a Mission.

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@woe2you Gah! I just realised that there's nowhere to put the Claymore signage on the correct side.

[woe2you@beige.party]

@davep Clear bit should work, as long as you tighten consistently.

[davep@infosec.exchange]

@woe2you Was just having the same thought. I've got the choice of pink, turquoise, green, black or white labels on the clear glass. Decisions, decisions...

[woe2you@beige.party]

@davep ...tape permitting.

[m4iler@infosec.exchange]

@davep Do it again!