who needs plants anyway

[nileane@nileane.fr]

who needs plants anyway

[textoo@mastodon.social]

@nileane i'm glad you ask, we just need gas fired power plants !

[zikzak@oc.todon.fr]

@nileane
We'll end up like the Maya or Egyptians.
Both civilizations vanished due to ecological issues.
And wars because that's what happens when your citizens are starving.

[vriesk@hachyderm.io]

@textoo @nileane and coal powered wind turbines to generate that chilly breeze

[mcbaumwolle@mastodon.social]

@nileane only liberals need plants, and did you also see how soft plants are!11!!1!!1!!111!!!!

[joann@piaille.fr]

@nileane Mais pourquoi ne sommes-nous jamais sur les cartes ?... (l'ouest de la Bretagne, je veux dire)

[janl@narrativ.es]

@nileane ouch

[kc@social.coop]

@ZikZak @nileane bold of you to assume the new overlord class hasn't already come up with the plan of "just let them die then" while they slip in to their air conditioned pool room

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@JoAnn @nileane paske chez vous c'est toujours vert.

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@nileane cant monetize grass.

[alienlebarge@social.lol]

@nileane Climate change? What are you on about?
Everything's perfectly fine...
🫠

[rutrapio@piaille.fr]

@nileane Who needs oxygen anyway.

[aivisi@social.vivaldi.net]

@nileane

[morbet@mastodon.social]

Oh, my, it's looking rather crispy!

[szewek@mstdn.social]

@nileane

“Forests precede civilizations and deserts follow them” — François-René de Chateaubriand (1768–1848)

Apparently applies also to your civilization, François-René...

[richlv@mastodon.social]

@nileane

I think fruit is retarded
Artichokes dishearted
Greens make me so aggressive
Compulsively obsessive
I shave and i get stubble
Nature's only making trouble

Well, animals are completely outdated
Who can proof we are related

Belive me, whatever the problem is
Technology can fix it
Technology will outlive us all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5QBrlR8DM

[advancedrubbish@hachyderm.io]

@nileane I hear they make it harder for AI and datacenters

[marty@fedi.marty.tf]

@nileane that is so frogging scary to see.

[gerhardd@olching.social]

@nileane DAMNIT ! #ClimateCrisis

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@nileane

Eating vegetables, herbs and other living things is so old fashioned ‍️