"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ...

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ... Let me show you my death monologue. "

[nblr@chaos.social]

@futurebird „Also, I need yellow ink to print this monochrome document.“ - „but I thought you wanted to be an actor?“ - „yes but I am still also an inkjet printer.“

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

When printers "act up" they are just expressing themselves, showing you one of their musical numbers. Try to sympathize a little. Their mom always said they had "so much talent"

[thejessiekirk@ohai.social]

@futurebird I had a beige Epson that used to scrunch up paper at me and only use the red colour cartridge. I think it was planning to get me and wanted me to know.

[datarama@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird I couldn't help but mentally autocompleting to:

"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be ... a lumberjack! Yes, a lumberjack - leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!"