A comma!

[jd@ottawa.place]

A comma! A comma! My kingdom for a comma.
#oxfordcomma #comma

[sir_osis_of_liver@beige.party]

@jd

Like this?

"Smoking Bare,
Foot Pets,
Prohibited in building"

[jd@ottawa.place]

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver
Much better!

[audhddespitenoisyableism@ottawa.place]

@jd C’est où? Je suis curieuse, je sais!

[alterelefant@mastodontech.de]

@jd
My pets walk bare foot. Thankfully they quit smoking several years ago.

[jd@ottawa.place]

@AudhdDespiteNoisyAbleism

Aucune idée. Juste quelque chose que j’ai volé de Reddit

[mbpaz@mas.to]

@jd but can one smoke pets that wear shoes?

[colo_lee@mstdn.social]

@jd I dunno, some of those barefoot pets are smokin hot! I'd let them in the building ...

[root42@chaos.social]

@jd puss not-in boots.

[markusdel@ieji.de]

@jd What kind of Animals living around this House? Are they able to read the sign?

[recalcitrant@autonomous.zone]

@jd why is foot singular

[the_wub@mastodon.social]

@jd So, when do I get your kingdom?

[abirks@hachyderm.io]

@jd Behind every sign there is a story

[uint8_t@chaos.social]

@jd I know multiple entities like that (smoking barefoot pets)

[davidm_yeg@beige.party]

@jd

That’s very … specific

[xeno@snug.moe]

@jd at least they put the space in "bare foot"

so you can smoke anything except foot pets that are bare

[kura@hai.z0ne.social]

@jd@ottawa.place aren't all pets barefoot? and why would you smoke them? also smoke as in cigarette or smoke as in huge smoker?

[holliek72@mastodonapp.uk]

@jd Taking a cue from whoever proofread the signs in our shopping centre, I propose it should be:

Smoking.
Bare Foot
Pets,
Prohibited
In Building

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@jd

indeed. i think smoking any kind of pet, regardless of footwear, shouldn't be allowed or condoned.

[jfmezei@cosocial.ca]

@jd Pardon my ignorance of English here.

Are we talking about
-smoking pets as in smoked meat (the act of smoking then as a food preparation method) ? or
-Pets that emit smoke after they were involved in a accident/explosion?
-Or Bugs Bunny smoking a cigarette/cigar?