Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff π" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff π" - "I follow you for the adult content β€οΈβπ₯"
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@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
@JessTheUnstill mmm...brass and lock lube...
Though, I suppose if the keyway were wide enough
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@JessTheUnstill mmm...brass and lock lube...
Though, I suppose if the keyway were wide enough
@alice or you're just very dextrous with the pick
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@alice Hmm, can you pick a lock with your tongue ...
@JessTheUnstill @alice
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@JessTheUnstill *imagines @alice as a pythonic entity*
@agturcz `import this`
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@JessTheUnstill @alice
And more to the point, can we watch you try?@silvermoon82 I think I'll save that video for my OnlyFans
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@agturcz `import this`
@alice I thought rather about you with empty coconut shells, making a click-clack noise, but we may have it your way
And I wanted to ask you if I can write a microerotica with a lock picking Snake Alice as one of the protagonists. But it's over! *dramatically tears hairs from her head*
Oh, wait, I need those hairs, fuck.
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@JessTheUnstill *imagines @alice as a pythonic entity*
@agturcz
Alice as Medusa?
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@agturcz
Alice as Medusa?
With lock-picking snake hair@screwturn @JessTheUnstill @alice I rather thought about a naga.
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@alice I thought rather about you with empty coconut shells, making a click-clack noise, but we may have it your way
And I wanted to ask you if I can write a microerotica with a lock picking Snake Alice as one of the protagonists. But it's over! *dramatically tears hairs from her head*
Oh, wait, I need those hairs, fuck.
@alice But, seriously, the erotica microstory offer is on the table, if you wish.
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
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The system apologies if this is inappropriate, it is intended as a general joke/curiosity and not a comment on any individuals life, this message is included due to anxiety)If one is aroused by locks does that allow them to use removing the chastity devices as a form of foreplay?
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@alice But, seriously, the erotica microstory offer is on the table, if you wish.
@agturcz I'd be flattered
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The system apologies if this is inappropriate, it is intended as a general joke/curiosity and not a comment on any individuals life, this message is included due to anxiety)If one is aroused by locks does that allow them to use removing the chastity devices as a form of foreplay?
@Ripp_ unequivocally, yes.
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice
This, but my turn-on is locks that stay locked whatever I do, so lockpicking is pure evil to me
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Therapist: "And how often would you say you find yourself sexually aroused by locks?"
Alice: "I don't know...the usual amount?"
Therapist: "The usual amount is zero."
Alice: "You're not on Fedi much, are you?"
@alice
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@autolycos "Lego" made me think of wind-up toys.
@alice @autolycos is this real??
Looks fun, though.And if a person inserts it deep enough, that person would look themselves like a wind-up toy
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@alice @autolycos is this real??
Looks fun, though.And if a person inserts it deep enough, that person would look themselves like a wind-up toy
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@alice @leto_fregar brilliant!
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice NGL, I winced when I saw the suggestion of a steam-powered vibrator... wouldn't that get really hot?
