A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 whereas you can teach dogs to drive but they find it very stressful
also weird to hear the non-Branflakes version of that song
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 This rat was my Uber driver a couple of days ago.
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]i would also have much lower stress levels when i could cruise around in a fat rolls royce the whole day can this man adopt me please???
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]first reference to the idea of "the rat race" i've seen in my life that is wholesome and endearing
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]Under the hood in a waymo
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 @fredy
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]What would reduce their level of stress is : set them free.
Period.
Living beings aren't «pets».
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 first time in history that driving actually *reduced* the driver's stress...
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 I've played too many video games because I thought for a moment they could just drop the treat on the floor and the rat would automatically pick it up
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 I am concerned about the rat cyclists... are there protected rat bike lanes for them?
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What would reduce their level of stress is : set them free.
Period.
Living beings aren't «pets».
You mean like those domesticated (carrier) pigeons that were set free after ca. 1940-ish?
That went really well; for the pigeons and the humans /s
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 wow, a rat race... https://youtu.be/AmkMEoVb6rA?is=seBT93oEsot2le58
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 Ratmobile. -
A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 Tagging for my guy, @Gustodon
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What would reduce their level of stress is : set them free.
Period.
Living beings aren't «pets».
@Khrys @Rainmaker1973 Famously no stressors out in the wild, of course. Just ignore the hooting owls.
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 if there were only a few other humans on earth driving I’d find it relaxing to do as well.
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What would reduce their level of stress is : set them free.
Period.
Living beings aren't «pets».
@Khrys @Rainmaker1973 idk, my cat seems to get less and less stressed now all of his needs are attended to and he doesn't have to worry about getting run over by a car or not being able to find his next meal... I wish we were better at communicating with them so we could really give them a choice, but tbh if I could shirk the responsibilities of capitalism and live in the house of someone big who feeds me and loves me and my only job is to nap and play and receive affection... I totally would
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A Canadian man who had two rats as pets learned that letting them drive a miniature car reduced their levels of stress, so he gave them an electric miniature car and taught them to drive.
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emperorsofmischief]@Rainmaker1973 ban cars
Ban cars, except for rats
(yes I'm aware there will be some disabled people who still need cars after we revamp public transportation. Yes I think we should make exceptions for some humans too. it just wasn't as good of a post to include all the exceptions)
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@Khrys @Rainmaker1973 idk, my cat seems to get less and less stressed now all of his needs are attended to and he doesn't have to worry about getting run over by a car or not being able to find his next meal... I wish we were better at communicating with them so we could really give them a choice, but tbh if I could shirk the responsibilities of capitalism and live in the house of someone big who feeds me and loves me and my only job is to nap and play and receive affection... I totally would
Well, a cat is not a rat.
Cats have evolved to exploit humans and command them.
That's not the same (as far as I know) for rats.
