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  • dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.atD dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at

    @CorvidCrone I miss the time when software came with manuals fit for knocking out your manager in case he gave you shit for still reading through the War-and-Peace-sized manual

    corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
    corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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    #3

    @dequbed

    The good old days 🥲

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    • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

      *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

      All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

      My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

      Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

      I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

      pela0ykuza@mastodon.laP This user is from outside of this forum
      pela0ykuza@mastodon.laP This user is from outside of this forum
      pela0ykuza@mastodon.la
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      #4

      @CorvidCrone

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      • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

        *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

        All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

        My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

        Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

        I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

        zl2tod@mastodon.onlineZ This user is from outside of this forum
        zl2tod@mastodon.onlineZ This user is from outside of this forum
        zl2tod@mastodon.online
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        #5

        @CorvidCrone

        With an overview, a functional description, and examples.

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        • zl2tod@mastodon.onlineZ zl2tod@mastodon.online

          @CorvidCrone

          With an overview, a functional description, and examples.

          firesphere@cloudisland.nzF This user is from outside of this forum
          firesphere@cloudisland.nzF This user is from outside of this forum
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          #6

          @zl2tod @CorvidCrone Best I can do is a video 🤮

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          • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

            *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

            All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

            My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

            Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

            I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

            elala@nrw.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
            elala@nrw.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
            elala@nrw.social
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            #7

            @CorvidCrone
            😁

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            • antimu0n@furry.engineerA This user is from outside of this forum
              antimu0n@furry.engineerA This user is from outside of this forum
              antimu0n@furry.engineer
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              #8

              @Kay @CorvidCrone
              you can update a PDF
              you can update an ebook

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              • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                apples_and_pears@mastodon.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
                apples_and_pears@mastodon.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
                apples_and_pears@mastodon.world
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                #9

                @CorvidCrone That's something I loved about DEC their manuals were actually helpful! Further they wrote in depth about each piece of hardware from the customer's POV and published it, freely giving copies to customers, and potential customers.

                People learned what DEC hardware/software could do. Today people ask an AI to do "something.

                If you want to be useful you have to know what is happening and how it's being done.

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                • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                  *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                  All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                  My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                  Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                  I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                  follpvosten@karp.lolF This user is from outside of this forum
                  follpvosten@karp.lolF This user is from outside of this forum
                  follpvosten@karp.lol
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                  #10

                  @CorvidCrone one more reason I like emacs

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                  • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                    *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                    All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                    My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                    Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                    I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                    chrisgerhard@mastodon.greenC This user is from outside of this forum
                    chrisgerhard@mastodon.greenC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #11

                    @CorvidCrone not a bloody video. Honestly the UNIX man pages had the correct paradigm.

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                    • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                      *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                      All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                      My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                      Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                      I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                      gentlemantech@cyberplace.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
                      gentlemantech@cyberplace.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #12

                      @CorvidCrone not only this, but I want that manual to accurately describe the actual interface (UI or API) that your software presents.

                      Google GCP team, looking at you, you collection of malicious monkeys. Your documentation is *always* inaccurate. I always have to write a test iteration to discover what the permission scopes *really* are, and what actions they *really* allow. I have learned to never trust your docs, and it’s painful.

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                      • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                        *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                        All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                        My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                        Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                        I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                        starkrg@myside-yourside.netS This user is from outside of this forum
                        starkrg@myside-yourside.netS This user is from outside of this forum
                        starkrg@myside-yourside.net
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                        #13

                        @CorvidCrone If you can't describe how to do something with text and have to resort to video links that might disappear in a couple of years, then you've made whatever it is *far* too difficult. No goddamned video tutorials that can't be easily referenced.

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                        • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                          *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                          All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                          My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                          Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                          I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                          robinsyl@meow.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
                          robinsyl@meow.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #14

                          @CorvidCrone DaVinci Resolve comes with a four thousand page manual

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                          • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                            *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                            All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                            My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                            Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                            I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                            gottox@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
                            gottox@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #15

                            @CorvidCrone just give me a few comments in the header file, that's all I want!

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                            • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                              *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                              All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                              My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                              Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                              I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                              markix@blahaj.zoneM This user is from outside of this forum
                              markix@blahaj.zoneM This user is from outside of this forum
                              markix@blahaj.zone
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                              #16

                              @CorvidCrone@kolektiva.social Ardour has a 119 chapter manual and it's so peak ​​

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                              • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                                *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                                All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                                My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                                Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                                I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                                juliarez@chaos.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                juliarez@chaos.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                juliarez@chaos.social
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                                #17

                                @CorvidCrone

                                Testify!

                                The two best tech manuals I can think of were the service docs for the BBC micro and the Philips KT3 television chassis.

                                Modulo the early O'Reilly books, Droms & Lemon, and perhaps the Continuous Delivery book, everything else has been a bit awful.

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                                • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                                  *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                                  All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                                  My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                                  Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                                  I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                                  jandi@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                  jandi@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                  jandi@mastodon.social
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                                  #18

                                  @CorvidCrone Do you need a Linux distro? https://mxlinux.org/manuals/

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                                  • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                                    *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                                    All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                                    My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                                    Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                                    I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                                    fbarton@infosec.exchangeF This user is from outside of this forum
                                    fbarton@infosec.exchangeF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #19

                                    @CorvidCrone Can I add one more qualifier please?

                                    I want it to be accurate!

                                    I can't start to count the number of "fully documented" APIs that I've dealt with where I end up sending in corrections because the documentation is missing critical information

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                                    • juliarez@chaos.socialJ juliarez@chaos.social

                                      @CorvidCrone

                                      Testify!

                                      The two best tech manuals I can think of were the service docs for the BBC micro and the Philips KT3 television chassis.

                                      Modulo the early O'Reilly books, Droms & Lemon, and perhaps the Continuous Delivery book, everything else has been a bit awful.

                                      jeffbronks@c.imJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      jeffbronks@c.imJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #20

                                      @JuliaRez @CorvidCrone
                                      BBC Micro docs in general were superb. Partly what inspired me to become a Tech Author.

                                      ##bbcmicro #techwriting

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                                      • corvidcrone@kolektiva.socialC corvidcrone@kolektiva.social

                                        *gently grabs the cheeks of all programmers to stare deeply into their eyes*

                                        All I want is a dry tech manual. A boring, well indexed manual that defines every function. Not a chatbot. Not a training. Not a million "articles" that I have to search through. Not a "community forum".

                                        My rice cooker came with one. I want one for every piece of software I have to interact with.

                                        Go get yourself a technical writer if necessary.

                                        I. Want. An. Instructional. Manual.

                                        jeffbronks@c.imJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jeffbronks@c.imJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jeffbronks@c.im
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                                        #21

                                        @CorvidCrone
                                        And not a video.

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                                        • apples_and_pears@mastodon.worldA apples_and_pears@mastodon.world

                                          @CorvidCrone That's something I loved about DEC their manuals were actually helpful! Further they wrote in depth about each piece of hardware from the customer's POV and published it, freely giving copies to customers, and potential customers.

                                          People learned what DEC hardware/software could do. Today people ask an AI to do "something.

                                          If you want to be useful you have to know what is happening and how it's being done.

                                          chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.ukC This user is from outside of this forum
                                          chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.ukC This user is from outside of this forum
                                          chloeraccoon@mastodonapp.uk
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                                          #22

                                          @apples_and_pears @CorvidCrone dec manuals did come with the risk of the wall of documentation falling on you 😉 @majenko @baljemmett

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