PASS THE BONG

[chloeg@mastodon.art]

@GossiTheDog I’m going to build a digital twin of me driving a digital car with its digital brain because sure as hell I wont be able to afford to buy a real one.

Oh he said ‘Germany’. That’s about right. Here in the UK we will go back to roasting mangelwurzels over an open fire. Ooarr.

[zarchasmpgmr@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog I don’t want any of what he’s smoking.

[benaveling@infosec.exchange]

He definitely said something. I'm not sure that this is definitely exactly word for word what we said.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/ceo-friedrich-merz-nvidia-frankfurt-mario-draghi-b3069504.html
@froztbyte @GossiTheDog

[rjohnsonmn@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog Stop trying to make the metaverse a thing…like, how many times does it need to fail?

[fencepost@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog so Nvidia is going full virtual and everyone gets to work remote in a digital twin of the company?

[adipoeserpursch@troet.cafe]

@GossiTheDog Don't bogart that joint...

[jbeckers@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog SECOND LAIFE

[jackemled@furry.engineer]

@GossiTheDog I don't think you want to smoke whatever that is.

[jeffzugale@mastodon.art]

@GossiTheDog yep, he’s toast

[gossithedog@cyberplace.social]

Pass the video

[infoseepage@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog and the bong?

[crazypedia@mypocketpals.online]

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social hits bong what if we could sell companies a digital factory they dont need

[waffle_iron@nyan.lol]

@GossiTheDog man is high on his own supply

[daemonspudguy@app.wafrn.net]

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

What the fuck is this idiot blabbering on about?

[gotofritz@hachyderm.io]

@GossiTheDog

Someone should tell him they still use fax machines in Germany. Like - regularly

[javensbukan@cosocial.ca]

@GossiTheDog

What the fuck did I just watch

[bob_zim@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog Isn’t that the setup of the movie Sleep Dealer?

[djgummikuh@mastodon.social]

@bebehei @GossiTheDog trying to protect the woman from huang, I guess

[arpie4math@mathstodon.xyz]

@GossiTheDog Back on TinyMUD, I invented the first elevator. You stepped in, and indicating which floor you wanted was the action which instantly transported you to that floor. This was a big improvement (I thought) over the stairwell pattern which had you take an action for each flight of stairs you wanted to climb. When TinyMUCK was released, people began coding elevator simulations that you had to wait for with travel time taken. 30+ years later I haven’t yet puzzled that one out.

[johansaxe@mastodon.nu]

@GossiTheDog Pass the dutchie

https://youtu.be/EsyUa63NM1E?is=jvErP4XWn0IRMhXV