SILICON VALLEY: I'm buzzing with a new ideaEVERYONE: New idea or just crimes again

[davidgerard@circumstances.run]

SILICON VALLEY: I'm buzzing with a new idea
EVERYONE: New idea or just crimes again?
SILICON VALLEY: ... Crimes again
EVERYONE: well at least this time it wasn't reinventing buses

[gbargoud@masto.nyc]

@davidgerard

Reinventing bash in the stupidest way possible was definitely one of the ideas in this wave among the crimes

[dngrs@chaos.social]

@davidgerard in a very adjacent universe it's Grimes again

[cumush@dice.camp]

@davidgerard nods sheepishly and closes file crimebuses.odt

[inconspicuous-lurker-99@boymilk.cafe]

wow they are really good at that whole crimes thing

[inconspicuous-lurker-99@boymilk.cafe]

i think they should do a different type of crimes tho :3

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@davidgerard
TECHBRO: hear me out... crime buses. *AI* crime buses.

[indigoviolet@tech.lgbt]

@cumush @davidgerard a real techbro keeps their ideas in a public google doc

[davidgerard@circumstances.run]

@dngrs EVERYONE TO ELON: New girlfriend or just Grimes again?

[dogiedog64@app.wafrn.net]

It's amazing how hard he's been obliterated by losing Grimes. He's gonna be chasing that high for the rest of his life, and Ketamine won't fill the hole.

[pileofgarbage@mastodon.social]

@silvermoon82 @davidgerard

EVERYONE: do they prevent crimes or commit crimes?

TECHBRO:

[gokushrm@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard buzzing with new idea.. & what's that.. NO idea

[sobex@social.sciences.re]

@davidgerard Or trains !

[dzwiedziu@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard
It's always Grimes on his mind when he's having his sperm harvested for his new incubator^Wgirlfriend.

@dngrs

[dzwiedziu@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard
SILICON VALLEY, on the side quietly deletes plans of crimes with reinvented buses.

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

@indigoviolet @cumush @davidgerard it's all CLAUDE.md and fucking SKILLS.md now

[kaimac@sunny.garden]

@davidgerard be gay have ideas

[christmastree@mastodon.social]

@davidgerard