XKCD: @TheBreadmonkey

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

XKCD: @TheBreadmonkey

Made using https://marshdeer.github.io/xkcd2501-generator/ by marshdeer

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@Nickiquote @foone

[hamishtpb@mewblog.thepolarbear.co.uk]

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @foone Nick, you win the Internet today, this is pure genius.

[fragarach@social.vivaldi.net]

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @foone

Some days, just some, one sits next to a gently snoring dog, who's too knackered to realise one's just eaten a croissant, and wonders just what life choices led one to this point.
Then one thinks, WTF DID happen to that cheese grater anyway?

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@Fragarach @TheBreadmonkey @foone My theory is that it was stolen by someone for heavy duty pedicuring purposes.

[foone@digipres.club]

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey It's actually by marshdeer

https://marshdeer.github.io/xkcd2501-generator/

[fragarach@social.vivaldi.net]

@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @foone

Ah. I've heard of toejam of course, but heel cheese? Or maybe it was for heel croutons.

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@foone @TheBreadmonkey Fixed, cheers!

[gustodon@mas.to]

@hamishtpb Next-level.