thanks to ai, saying you're "dating a model" is a lot less likely to impress anyone nowadays

[catuscay@meow.social]

@aeva I'm dating Pickman's model

[cinebox@masto.hackers.town]

@aeva its a *super*model. President says so

[aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@cinebox I'm pretty sure the "S" in "SI" stands for "slop"

[shadsterling@mastodon.social]

@aeva “what, no Canadians available?”

[damonhd@mastodon.social]

@aeva Checking timestamps in a scientific model's code repo doesn't count any more?

[bamfingle@cyberplace.social]

@gildilinie @aeva Great band

[rcgj_oxphys@floss.social]

@aeva Kraftwerkz also hits different. And yet the same?

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@aeva At last, Richard Dawkins got to date a model

[rcgj_oxphys@floss.social]

@ricci @aeva he married an actress who was on Doctor Who, tbf

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@rcgj_OxPhys @aeva wait what the hell? I should have done some more research before making my shitpost

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@rcgj_OxPhys @aeva not sure if I should be surprised that he gives off such powerful incel energy after being married three times or whether that makes perfect sense

[rndanger@infosec.exchange]

@aeva
Miss Anthropic

[acb@mastodon.social]

@aeva @jwz The meaning of the term “modeliser”, referring to a dude who only dates models, has changed drastically, but on a deeper level, stayed exactly the same

[salty@mastodon.nz]

@SpaceLifeForm @aeva Perfect for the president, then.

[dch@bsd.network]

@aeva also, announcing on a video call to a new acquaintance that you're a model is unlikely to progress the relationship much.

[evelynoctavia@c.im]

@aeva those humans forever hallucinate in their lives

[millihertz@oldbytes.space]

@aeva thanks, i needed that laugh this morning!

[shanecelis@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@ricci @aeva DAWKINS, probably: If a person is sapiosexual, now they must become robosexual as well or they’re merely anthrosapiosexual—because they [models] are intelligent.

[anneke@front-end.social]

@aeva @flaki thanks to AI, my fear of failure self is relieved because mistakes will show I’m human

[steeph@queerchen.de]

@aeva Reminds me of Iron Sky (2012 movie):

"How should I know? I 'm just a model." – "A model citizen?" – "No, a model. What's wrong with you? Are you blind? I am pretty."

I suppose that should be 'language model' instead of 'model citizen' now.

Hey, we can use AI to change the scene.