When returning your work laptop, don't forget to leave IT a little stroopwafel... as a treat!

[ygor@floss.social]

@catsalad My work laptop does not have a stroopwafel tray, but maybe I can fit a tostito in the SD card slot.

[ericbono@beige.party]

@catsalad

We can put a man near the moon.

We should have had 3d waffle printers by now.

[tomhead@mastodon.social]

@catsalad never design a removable digital storage medium when you're hungry

[aearo@dragon.style]

@catsalad

Nobody makes laptops with stroopwafel trays anymore. It's quite sad.

[fraggle@social.coop]

@catsalad you'll soon grow to love the weird taste of... Internet Stroopwafel

[cinnamoncatyurilover@sharkey.skydevs.me]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange this is why they need to bring back disk drives in laptops, you either put a dvd with analog horror burned to it if you're feeling evil, or you leave a cookie or stroopwafel if you're feeling nice

[nixcraft@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@catsalad Imagine if someone actually did something like that. Or worse. They return a laptop and you open it and it's all sticky inside with syrup or something.

[kura@hai.z0ne.social]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange my work laptop only has usbc ports.
not enough space for a stroopwaffel

[baralheia@dragonchat.org]

@krishean @catsalad I never liked the laptop cup holders, they were so flimsy and spilled my drink way too often. I wish they made 'em as sturdy as the desktop computer cup holders!

[0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad I have absolutely 100% used a laptop vent to warm up a stroopwafel before

[rozeboosje@masto.ai]

@catsalad hmmmmm lekker. Een stroopwafel.

[radome@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad I bet VLC can play it.

[tymwol@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad in THIS climate??

[leeloo@c.im]

@0xabad1dea @catsalad
Oh yeah? Well I have used a laptop vent to heat up / melt a chocolate bar.

... Not on purpose, though.

[unixjunk1e@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

"Why did you overclock your Core I9 so much?"

or,

"Look ma! This thrift store laptop comes with a waffle maker!"

[llanciawn@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Laptops don't tend to have disk drives any more.

[dysfun@social.treehouse.systems]

@catsalad when did you last get a laptop with a cd drive? have they got you on a decade old machine?

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@kura only very, very tiny stroopwafel

[tthbaltazar@chaos.social]

@dysfun @catsalad
the laptop I got in 2018 had an optical drive they are not that old