Do you know an absolute disaster of a person?

[sinituulia@eldritch.cafe]

Do you know an absolute disaster of a person? Someone, when you talk to them and ask about their day, reliably tells you a story of such derailment of what they were doing it's like a three train collision took human form? Some who can to their best ability attempt to do something completely mundane and reasonable like changing into dry socks, and somehow end up shorting out a sandwich grill and befriending a small rodent? Someone perhaps pure of heart but with less common sense than a sleep deprived toddler?