I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
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OMG that is *yikes*
(Also I think there may be should a trigger warning on your post... )
@Ruth_Mottram It gets worse! Content warning up
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@Ruth_Mottram It gets worse! Content warning up
@humanhorseshoes I honestly couldn't watch past the first minute...
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@humanhorseshoes I honestly couldn't watch past the first minute...
🫣@Ruth_Mottram This is what I was looking for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mvF2e6NE4c&list=RD8mvF2e6NE4c&start_radio=1
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram Ha ha, indeed!
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram@fediscience.org fun fact, JWs are also climate change deniers. IIRC one of their Governing Body members was quoted as saying the Earth was like a disposable plastic cup because Armageddon was supposedly coming so soon. it was either them or the Mormons, lmao
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram
They know better than to knock on my door after they ignored the notice literally telling them to go away, saying 'that doesn't apply to us' and got chased down the street by an angry screaming nutter (me). -
I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram In a former neighborhood, Scientologists often would come up to me on the street and ask if I'd like to take a personality test. I replied, "no thanks, I already have one."
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram I am writing an important (for me) grant proposal atm, and have been mulling a lot over the project title. I finally settled for "Ecofutures".
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram
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@Ruth_Mottram In a former neighborhood, Scientologists often would come up to me on the street and ask if I'd like to take a personality test. I replied, "no thanks, I already have one."
@AskPippa
If you test positive for personality, Church of Scientology will administer antipersonalitics.
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram Recalls when I was walking across the UNC-CH campus and was accosted by two missionaries:
M: "Have you heard of the Church of JC of LDS?"
Me: "Yes indeed. In fact, I spent the last week on the BYU campus!" (true, I had gone to a ballroom dance camp there).In their momentary confusion, I made a break for it. (1/2)
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@Ruth_Mottram Recalls when I was walking across the UNC-CH campus and was accosted by two missionaries:
M: "Have you heard of the Church of JC of LDS?"
Me: "Yes indeed. In fact, I spent the last week on the BYU campus!" (true, I had gone to a ballroom dance camp there).In their momentary confusion, I made a break for it. (1/2)
Another year at the BYU dance camp I was in the student infirmary for a knee problem, and a very attractive young lady struck up a conversation with me while we were waiting, having seen my home city on my nametag. I was confused but interested until she asked if I knew so-and-so in her friend's Ward, and I had to explain I was not LDS, at which point she lost all interest. Clearly shopping for husband material. (2/2)
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram I knew a guy who, asked by JWs if he believes in the world's ending, answered "I don't believe, I know it; I'm a physicist…"
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram Have this #NewYorker cartoon by Wyatt ready to lighten the mood next time!
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram Here, when they're rolling around, we hide in the houses waiting for them to leave, otherwise they'll come looking for you and won't leave you alone.
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram funny. Reminds me of an encounter back in the 1980s (yes, I am *that old*). I was living in a small apartments and these guys had their temple in same street.
I was doing the dishes or what. Door rang. I opened the door and an older and a not that old lady stood in front of me. The older one said “we all need god, don’t we?” And within a fraction of a second I channeled that guy from “life of Brian” and said “I don’t” and closed the door.
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@Ruth_Mottram funny. Reminds me of an encounter back in the 1980s (yes, I am *that old*). I was living in a small apartments and these guys had their temple in same street.
I was doing the dishes or what. Door rang. I opened the door and an older and a not that old lady stood in front of me. The older one said “we all need god, don’t we?” And within a fraction of a second I channeled that guy from “life of Brian” and said “I don’t” and closed the door.
@vgoller
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram Had them nodding along last time they stopped. Very young, sweet teen girls must’ve missed the 40 plus yrs warning put out that we’re heathens, don’t bother stopping. So they smiled and nodded when I said, paraphrasing, ‘no religion knows shit from shinola about a ‘god’ and humans never will b/c the human brain cannot fully grasp that ‘god is’ and ALL religions are talking about the same thing. #godIs
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram @Szescstopni I had UK Reform party¹ canvassers round this morning (local elections here next month).
Them: "I'm from Reform, would you like a leafl…"
Me: "No thankyou, goodbye." (Shuts door)
And so I turned away, silently screaming thinking of all the things I *would* have said had I not just got up and was dressed.
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¹ Xenophobic, discord-promoting, NHS-killing, flag-shagging, net zero-ending, trump-admiring, governing-incapables. But I'm sure they're lovely people really
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I had Jehovah's Witnesses round this morning (not a very common occurrence round here).
Them: "Do you ever think about the future?"
Me: "I'm a climate scientist, I think it about the future all the time.."
@Ruth_Mottram Growing up, my dad (a strong Catholic) used to welcome the Hare Krishnas, Jehovah's Witness, and the young men from the Mormon church who came by from time to time. He would sit out on the lawn and bring chairs out for everyone and offer peach daiquiris for them (they always refused). And then he'd try to convert them to Catholicism.
