There are no penguins in Greenland you absolute moron.

[finitum@mastodon.social]

@petergleick would gladly vote for anyone running solely on a ticket that promises to catapult the current white house comms team as far as physically possible.

Is that the penguin from the uninhabited islands they sanctioned last year?

[anne_twain@theblower.au]

@petergleick It's Kristy Whatsername in a suit.

[diekehrseite@mastodon.social]

@petergleick
datenight?

[anne_twain@theblower.au]

@petergleick Picturing Donald in a Crocodile Dundee outfit holding the hand of a croc in a red desert. "Embrace the croco..... Oh no, wait. Don't. Don't embrace the crocodile!"
"Oh dear."

#uspol #auspol #Australia

[cynthiarose@sfba.social]

@petergleick Greenland’s already been claimed by Greenland, you can tell by the flag that’s already up. Now somebody go put Greenland’s flag in Antarctica so he’ll waddle down there plz???

[pattykimura@beige.party]

@petergleick

Lol. Proof positive that the grotesque orange buffoon has the same size feet as a penguin. Tiny hands, penguin-sized feet.

[xyhhx@social.treehouse.systems]

@petergleick i was gonna be an ass and find like a zoo but i actually can't find any zoos in greenland

[alexlubertozzi@mastodon.social]

@petergleick Maybe they mean the Batman villain.

[gustodon@mas.to]

@petergleick Wow.

New low.

[ericbono@exquisite.social]

@petergleick

Straight out of Frankenstein, a happy ending.

[npars01@mstdn.social]

@petergleick

Every dollar spent on AI slop is funding this joker's fascism.

[zetabeta@mastodon.social]

@petergleick
this seems to be real:
https://xcancel.com/WhiteHouse/status/2014819683757678654#m

now i know where donald trump invades next, antarctica. bad for penguins.

[shammusomuffihan@mastodon.social]

I never knew he had feet the same size as a penguin.

@petergleick

[janisf@mstdn.social]

@petergleick Seldom is this s* that meaninglessly stupid. this is the whole WH staff.

My wild guess is this is the first test to indicate intent to "own" Antarctica, given Greenland is d* near the north pole. it sure as hell isn't a reference to the resistance penguin of a bout a year ago... unless it's a too-subtle hint to load up with a Linux distro now before the enshitification actually hits a tipping point.

OMG, I hate this so much.

[ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social]

@petergleick I fully support deporting trump to Antarctica.

[chertridge@beige.party]

@petergleick Not sure they were referring to the bird. Probably the other being with a waddling hair and tiny brain.

[mimblewimble@mastodon.social]

@petergleick Maybe he's planning to bring back the Great Auk from extinction. Would probably need scientists to do that though.

[adamantichrist@mastodon.social]

@petergleick the penguins on Heard Island couldn't pay the tarrifs so they are being relocated to Greenland to work in the anchovy mines.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly8xlj0485o

[kirsty@theblower.au]

@petergleick

Oh geez, he’s invading Antarctica.

[tsturm@famichiki.jp]

@petergleick I'll let it pass if this is a promise that the two will disappear over the mountain range never to be seen again.