i plugged it into my lamp

[ari@fedi.arimelody.space]

@HopelessDemigod quite! i'm still not entirely sure why this happened

[ari@fedi.arimelody.space]

@niko this chip must have laid dormant for many years LOL

[ari@fedi.arimelody.space]

@rwrv it's okay i forgive you

[sodiboo@gaysex.cloud]

@ari@fedi.arimelody.space @rwrv@critter.cafe I don't. sorry. this is irredeemable. once a light source always a light source

[sodiboo@gaysex.cloud]

@ari@fedi.arimelody.space @rwrv@critter.cafe how dare you brighten my day

[openess@skrivel.se]

@ari When I tell people many things they don't think are computers are actually computers this is the kind of funny thing phones will think are computers

[Gæst]

@ari This is why I'm turbo strict about what I'll plug anything in to to charge. Can't trust shit these days. I don't even trust other people's normal ass chargers.

[tidest@fishpost.trade]

@prettygood @ari wireless chargers are clearly the only safe option anymore /hj
nothing but good old induction based charging

[kuriko@wetdry.world]

@ari macOS could connect to an iOS device and initiate a backup via WiFi, but that has to be set up on the mac first

this is spooky

[ari@fedi.arimelody.space]

@kuriko (i did set this up and this is likely what occurred)

[violetpixel@corteximplant.net]

@ari

Ah! Technology.

[root@possum.city]

@ari@fedi.arimelody.space iLamp

[nickiquote@mstdn.social]

@ari Your lamp is possessed by the spirit of a ZX Spectrum.

[mms@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@ari You mean lamp-like Macintosh?

[magnetic_tape@infosec.exchange]

@ari
Could you share your lamp brand and model (even in private)? I'd gladly do a full teardown and analysis of one

[wall_e@ioc.exchange]

@ari ah yess Ikea's new lamp "Förvaring".
Sneaky on-site backups for people expecting police raids

[firstyear@infosec.exchange]

@ari Iphones can backup over wifi if theyre on a power source. So its probably that.

[mander@corteximplant.net]

@ari I too want to be spied on with a lamp, where do I get this?

[liebach@mastodon.art]

@ari Everything is computer.

[ranvel@hachyderm.io]

@ari @Viss what kind of connection speeds are you seeing on your lamp?