How to catch a cat:

[cuzned@beige.party]

@pussreboots @catsalad
Yeah, my cat is uninterested in boxes.
But put a folded towel or shopping bag on any flat surface, and she is ON THAT.

[nine@chitter.xyz]

@pussreboots @catsalad literally any square or rectangular shape will do. even one marked out in ducttape. Even a laptop. open or closed. even a plastic shopping bag laid mostly flat. even very important documents you need right that very moment. ESPECIALLY important documents you need that very moment.

[d1@autistics.life]

@catsalad all they want is a box, or even just a satisfying rectangle, people! Can't you find it in your heart? For the love of the devas, don't throw that box away. There's a cat somewhere who wants it.

[quatermasstools@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad as they say, size isn’t important

[sagesse@norden.social]

@catsalad

Results may vary

(Source Reddit)

[emc2@indieweb.social]

@catsalad

Cats should have taken over the world ages ago. Boxes got in the way.

[darkpixel@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

"It ain't the size that counts, *******. It's what you do with it." ~ Chucky

[catdad@ohai.social]

@catsalad Use keyboard (any kind).

[veralvx@mastodon.social]

@catsalad be in bed or on the couch while it's cold. Preferably with a box

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@Sagesse @catsalad big cat

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@Sagesse Potayto potahto

[paillp@microblog.lunai.re]

@Sagesse

@catsalad average honeypot expectation. And then...

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@catsalad @Sagesse smol potayto, large potahto

[sagesse@norden.social]

@paillp

As they say, "Be careful what you ask for..."

@catsalad

[catdad@ohai.social]

@Sagesse @catsalad ...got any with stripes?

[monsieur_lepetit@toot.community]

@catsalad not any box tho: Dis some sirius camembert.

[bedifferent@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Give it long fur and it's my favorite cat - a Balinese. But life got in the way and I got too old, to clean out litter boxes again so having a pretend one in a 1x1 box does the job for me. Thanks for helping, kitty.

[sagesse@norden.social]

@catdad

Not yet...

@catsalad

[lisawarnerlisaluv@mastodon.social]

@catsalad

[joaquim_satolep@bolha.us]

@catsalad

Como pegar um gato:

1. vá ao banheiro

2. se não aparecer nenhum gato
é porque você não tem gato