I regret to inform you Elon Musk has made a 6 minute AI video of himself as a superhero and it’s the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@GossiTheDog

... Whoa.

Like... About half of us have been a nine-year-old boy before but... We... Whew... We learned this type of personal ideation and hero-framing of our own ego is _part_ of our personal development and... Fuck... You outgrow that... Or... Well-adjusted folks do.

What the fuck is it about having billions of dollars that turns off the ability to _see_ other people?

Ego fantasies aren't _weird_. Sharing them as a fifty-five year old adult... That's fuckin' weird.

[tock@corteximplant.com]

@GossiTheDog Easy to defuse the fantasy, thankfully.

[qesuto@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog this shit not being laughed off into oblivion is beyond me.

[babblingaboutstuff@mastodon.world]

@Perrin42

@GossiTheDog

same

[wdormann@infosec.exchange]

@james_inthe_box @GossiTheDog
Zuc is responsible for fewer deaths. But yup.

[qesuto@infosec.exchange]

@james_inthe_box @wdormann @GossiTheDog weren't they to fist fight or something years ago? How did it end up?

[wdormann@infosec.exchange]

@qesuto @james_inthe_box @GossiTheDog
They both got scared when they realized that the other might actually consider it, I assume.

[techsupport@equestria.social]

@GossiTheDog My second thought was "why does his face keep changing?" but then I realized it's just mashing up his appearance with whatever it's training material is, and a couple of the scenes are clearly supposed to be Tom Cruise.

[techsupport@equestria.social]

@GossiTheDog My first thought was "oh god this is sad"

[cy@fedicy.us.to]

And yet here you are, informing us!

[arlette_pt@toot.community]

@GossiTheDog 🤮 and as mad as Trump

[chronovore@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog jaysus - the man is desperate for validation and he's willing to do whatever it takes.

Its the kind of thing that's a joke but secretly not - so its ironic, until it isn't.

From: "Its a joke bro!" to "Please love me... Please"

[dogfox@kpop.social]

I was thinking of this picture the whole time I was watching the video!

@Tock @GossiTheDog

[samd@social.coop]

@GossiTheDog patriarchy REALLY IS men and horses!

[lackattack@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog my cringes are cringing

[hunterking@heads.social]

@leroy @GossiTheDog right? And the one with a rocket launching in the middle of a seemingly abandoned city. There's also the one with him dining alone at a huge banquet table. What a weird video to want for yourself.

[arem@mstdn.ca]

@GossiTheDog Nice video of Clark Kunt

[miamarktwo@syzito.xyz]

@chrisp @GossiTheDog I hope his rocket explodes on take off.

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@GossiTheDog elon musk stapled his butt hair to his forehead. Just looking at him is the cringiest thing ever. No matter when or what he's doing.

[paco@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog I tapped out after 90 seconds. Most of us would get in trouble for wanking in public. But not him.