#Meme #Humour
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@Nikkileah @cmconseils do you have anything lower in calories?
@Quantensalat @cmconseils "There's 1,000,274 results for lower calories. Cross-referencing with previous search we found a need to upgrade our services.
We have used your credit card to set up a recurring $29.99 charge to Recipes.com.
The best response to the improved data suggests George H W Bush had a taste for low calorie pancakes.
The recipe can be found at Recipes.com for an additional $4.99.We have also taken the liberty of checking your smart fridge inventory for the required ingredients.
Order placed with Waitrose for £63.27.Do you wish to go ahead with the extra $4.99?"
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@cmconseils I can't wait to retire and live like my Amish neighbors.
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"It has always seemed to me that my existence consisted purely and exclusively of nothing but the most outrageous nonsense."
- Thomas Ligotti
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Big Brother used to be feared, for a very good reason. Now we pay for Big Brother devices to monitor us 24-7.There is no freedom without privacy.
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@cmconseils Yeah, what's with that?
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@cmconseils pffft. The lower panel is so 2018.
Hey agentic wiretap, order pancakes from closest open place with 4 stars and add it to my Klarna.
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There were those of us in the 60s for whom NOT having one's place wiretapped was an embarrassment...
DJL: A northeastern pseudointellectual snob mpw hiding out under a rock in Tokyo, Japan.
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@cmconseils honestly I go with if they want to spy we're all carrying convenient tech with us to do so....aka our phones
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Poison their data instead
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@cmconseils Nice images. Curiously, while in graduate school in the late 1960s, some major national issue occurred that had lots of people angry. A friend mentioned that Noam Chomsky's answering service (this was before home answering machines) cut him off because he was being swamped with phone calls. It got restored quickly, with a rumor that the FBI complained to the answering service - no messages meant nothing to wiretap. Some might call that "government service."
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@cmconseils I can't wait to retire and live like my Amish neighbors.
@Ponygirl yes, but I hope for techno-amish with at least 80x25 characters on terminal... @cmconseils
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