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  • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
    lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
    lawprofblawg@mstdn.social
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    #1

    I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

    Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

    #Satire

    c0debabe@masto.hackers.townC msbellows@c.imM mastodonmigration@mastodon.onlineM kirakira@furry.engineerK tankgrrl@hachyderm.ioT 14 Replies Last reply
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    • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

      I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

      Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

      #Satire

      c0debabe@masto.hackers.townC This user is from outside of this forum
      c0debabe@masto.hackers.townC This user is from outside of this forum
      c0debabe@masto.hackers.town
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      #2

      @lawprofblawg wait there's an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation about this. Q gets confused why Dr. Crusher insists on manually doing her research and experiments.

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      • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

        I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

        Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

        #Satire

        msbellows@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
        msbellows@c.imM This user is from outside of this forum
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        #3

        @lawprofblawg We used to waste time having sexual intercourse. Now my AI can track my wife's cycle and calculate when to trigger the automatic artificial inseminator.

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        • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

          I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

          Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

          #Satire

          mastodonmigration@mastodon.onlineM This user is from outside of this forum
          mastodonmigration@mastodon.onlineM This user is from outside of this forum
          mastodonmigration@mastodon.online
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          #4

          @lawprofblawg

          This is sad

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          • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

            I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

            Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

            #Satire

            kirakira@furry.engineerK This user is from outside of this forum
            kirakira@furry.engineerK This user is from outside of this forum
            kirakira@furry.engineer
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            #5

            @lawprofblawg you know how every now and then there'll be a paper or an article like "yeah so it turns out the entire medical community believed this inaccurate thing because of this one paper from the 70s and no one ever questioned it"? lmao

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            • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

              I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

              Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

              #Satire

              tankgrrl@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
              tankgrrl@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
              tankgrrl@hachyderm.io
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              #6

              @lawprofblawg Awesome. So at the end of this scenario this guy would not have learned shit. His PhD cake has been baked by a machine, but he could present it as his own.

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              • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                #Satire

                slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                #7

                @lawprofblawg It used to be that you had to spend thousands of dollars on paying someone in the Global South to write your PhD thesis for you.

                Now all you need is a subscription to Claude or OpenAI!

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                • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                  I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                  Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                  #Satire

                  slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                  slothrop@chaos.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #8

                  @lawprofblawg Hypothesis:

                  Anyone who genuinely believes that AI can “replace” humans is living such a limited existence that this is indeed possible.

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                  • tankgrrl@hachyderm.ioT tankgrrl@hachyderm.io

                    @lawprofblawg Awesome. So at the end of this scenario this guy would not have learned shit. His PhD cake has been baked by a machine, but he could present it as his own.

                    svines@gts.svines.rodeoS This user is from outside of this forum
                    svines@gts.svines.rodeoS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #9

                    @tankgrrl @lawprofblawg imagine trying to defend your PhD thesis when Claude wrote most of it... (usually a 2-3hr interview where they ask you probing questions about your thesis to make sure you understand what you wrote and that you did in fact write it...)

                    "Urm... Yes I did it that way because... 🤤🤤🤤"

                    What an absolute idiot

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                    • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                      I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                      Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                      #Satire

                      billyjoebowers@mastodon.onlineB This user is from outside of this forum
                      billyjoebowers@mastodon.onlineB This user is from outside of this forum
                      billyjoebowers@mastodon.online
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                      #10

                      @lawprofblawg

                      AI fans are weird, delusional, and gullible.

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                      • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                        I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                        Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                        #Satire

                        jwcph@helvede.netJ This user is from outside of this forum
                        jwcph@helvede.netJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #11

                        @lawprofblawg Way worse. "I spent years learning how to prepare gourmet food but this machine turns ingredients directly into shit, no eating or digestion necessary - oh welp"...

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                        • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                          I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                          Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                          #Satire

                          dalias@hachyderm.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
                          dalias@hachyderm.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #12

                          @lawprofblawg It's not even McDonalds. It's like pieces of foam painted to look like food. It doesn't even perform the function it's purported to on a minimal level. It just looks like the same thing to a really noncritical observer.

                          That comment was written by someone who utterly fails to understand what research *is*.

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                          • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                            I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                            Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                            #Satire

                            krig@goto.liten.appK This user is from outside of this forum
                            krig@goto.liten.appK This user is from outside of this forum
                            krig@goto.liten.app
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                            #13

                            @lawprofblawg I used to spend years lifting heavy weights, slowly building my strength and endurance, fighting through fatigue and lack of motivation.

                            A forklift could have lifted all that weight in an instant.

                            The weight lifting game has changed forever.

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                            • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                              I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                              Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                              #Satire

                              dyrathror@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                              dyrathror@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                              dyrathror@mastodon.social
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                              #14

                              @lawprofblawg
                              He completely missed the point what studies are for.
                              I hope he returns his PhD and resigns from his post.

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                              • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                                I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                                Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                                #Satire

                                wellsitegeo@masto.aiW This user is from outside of this forum
                                wellsitegeo@masto.aiW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #15

                                @lawprofblawg And you don't have to worry about food poisoning for your guests - all disease can be blamed on McDonalds. Which makes it good.

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                                • lawprofblawg@mstdn.socialL lawprofblawg@mstdn.social

                                  I used to waste years preparing gourmet meals. It was creative, an expression of my humanity, and fostered zen.

                                  Thanks to McDonalds, I don't have to do that!

                                  #Satire

                                  bovaz@misskey.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
                                  bovaz@misskey.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #16
                                  @lawprofblawg@mstdn.social but if the llm had read for him, what would he know?
                                  Also, what kind of experiment would an llm be able to perform and test? None in the real world that I can think of.
                                  (All that, on top of all the other issues with llms)
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                                  • krig@goto.liten.appK krig@goto.liten.app

                                    @lawprofblawg I used to spend years lifting heavy weights, slowly building my strength and endurance, fighting through fatigue and lack of motivation.

                                    A forklift could have lifted all that weight in an instant.

                                    The weight lifting game has changed forever.

                                    terryday@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                                    terryday@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                                    terryday@mastodon.social
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                                    #17

                                    @krig @lawprofblawg Ah a perfect analogy .

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