Conversation at family dinner: how do you hold your foot when you cut your toenails?

[cameron29@mastodon.social]

@deadDuck I just do which ever works best some days it one some it’s the other and some days its both

[nilajones@zeroes.ca]

@deadDuck

Ambivalent gender, assorted positions for toenail clipping

Why do it the same way all the time?

I hurt my back badly this year, so my most frequent position recently is butt on wheelchair, one foot on floor, heel of other foot up on the bed

[deadduck@zeroes.ca]

@NilaJones Yikes, that sounds like a pain. Has it been difficult adjusting? Has your back recovered?

[nilajones@zeroes.ca]

@deadDuck

Yes, and no. I hurt it in April and it gets a little better when I do less and then worse again when I do more. It's pretty frustrating and I don't really know what to do about it

[stinerman@mastodon.social]

@deadDuck Male. I had to think hard about what "heel to butt even meant." Looks like I follow what your family thinks of us men.

[harriehq@app.wafrn.net]

@alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com @deadDuck@zeroes.ca

Yea, toilet, tub, heck sink if I'm feeling bendy… Or sitting on my bed with like a towel or something… HEEL TO BUTT?! How is that even supposed to work?!

[janeinnj@newsie.social]

@alisynthesis @deadDuck Exactly my method!

[abetterjulie@wandering.shop]

@deadDuck I think it has to do with flexibility.

[bunrab@mstdn.social]

@deadDuck
Either, at random - sometimes one way with one foot and the other way with the other foot. (My name/pronoun buttons say they/them/any)

[miss_rodent@girlcock.club]

@deadDuck Femme-Nonbinary, also have hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrom which is likely relevant for my answer:
I hook my leg over my arm/shoulder.

[cassolotl@toot.wales]

@deadDuck Those who put your ankle over your opposite knee - how do you get to the invisible side of your toenail to trim it well?

[pinchy63@ottawa.place]

@deadDuck
Most of the men I know don’t cut their toenails but rip them off with their hands. They even do it at the office. 🤮

[davidbridger@writing.exchange]

@deadDuck I stand on one leg with the other foot resting on the seat of a chair, cut toe nails, then swap.

[superball@norcal.social]

@AmeliasBrain I’m F, heel-to-butt, and don’t wear nail polish.

[count_01@mastodon.social]

@SnyperWolf Toilet seat, but same in other respects. @deadDuck

[wizardofdocs@wandering.shop]

@deadDuck AFAB demiboy, heel to butt
and I feel like doing it the other way would be actively unhelpful

wonder if it's an assigned gender thing

[follpvosten@karp.lol]

@deadDuck non-binary/agender, heel to butt

[robotdiver@starlite.rodeo]

@deadDuck

For me it's like some kind of bizarre astrological alignment that I have to wait around for.

1. When the muscles in my legs are not rock solid
2. When the muscles in my rib cage also won't seize up.

Then knee and foot on edge of bed half cross-legged or standing with foot on towel on edge of bath or toilet seat.

The non-binary agender way, I guess?

[robotdiver@starlite.rodeo]

@Pinchy63 @deadDuck

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@deadDuck Female: foot over ankle, propped up on tented knee, usually with foot turned under to cut nails on curly, smaller toes.