Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

[bvibber@wikis.world]

Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

[miiamustang@eliitin-some.fi]

@bvibber Some people will try to poke holes into it to make it weaker!

[robinbobcat@meow.social]

@bvibber
Same thing with lawyers.

[minego@pdx.social]

@bvibber I see your point, and love this way of explaining it.

But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber!

[olivvybee@beehive.city]

@bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

[brad@1040ste.net]

@bvibber I think that needs to be on a t-shirt.

[craignicol@glasgow.social]

@bvibber @otfrom if you're gonna get fucked, get protection.

[nohaironheed@mastodon.scot]

@bvibber Unless that union is in the UK and "works in partnership" with the employer. You're better off going it alone rather than throwing your money away on those boot lickers. Those are the kind of condoms you've you've found in an old wallet at the back of a drawer from 20 years ago.

[taq@thicc.horse]

@bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them

[inchulk@mastodon.green]

@RobinBobcat @bvibber You mean that if you see a lawyer, you know you're gonna be fu*ked?