my wife gave my dog #KilldozerTheIndomitable a piece of toast this morning and instead of promptly eating it he simply carried it around like this

[yuki@xantronix.social]

@xan one day I will convince him I am worthy of giving him pets!!

[xan@xantronix.social]

@Yuki it's like holding Mjölnir; not only do you have to be worthy, but you must believe yourself worthy as well in order to hoist it

[oxy@social.bsdlab.au]

@xan @catsalad Show off

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@xan

retrievers like carrying things delicately in their mouths.

[benpocalypse@mastodon.social]

@xan Killdozer is a such a great name for a doggo. Cheers for appreciating the classics.

[karaksindru@kind.social]

@xan maybe he thinks he's in anime and he's late for school/ work

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@xan you are killing me with that sweet baby’s name

[cyberquixote@infosec.exchange]

@xan Killdozer makes me happy

[irene@discuss.systems]

@xan I’d just like to mention that I love it when dogs carry things around and their snoots are cute like that

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@xan @irene if no stik, den why crunch???

[mokomull@macaw.social]

@xan oh my gosh he's so perfect

[cosmictraveler@mastodon.social]

@xan This is the funniest dog photo I've ever seen

[tanavit@toot.aquilenet.fr]

@xan

May be is he waiting you will be hungry ?

[pyrexcontainer@mastodon.social]

@xan i really hope your name is marvin