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  • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

    #Meme #Humour

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    #20

    @cmconseils run away from this man. He’s pretending to hate on MM/DD/YYYY and getting it very wrong.

    It’s like the Terminator 2 “your foster parents are dead” bit.

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    • M michaelvcooper1@mastodon.social

      @ramsey @cmconseils @benroyce Not all women like big endians. That's just a myth.

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      #21

      @michaelvcooper1 @ramsey @cmconseils 😂

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      • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

        #Meme #Humour

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        #22

        @cmconseils Got it:
        8128-06-28

        Three perfect numbers in the perfect date format.

        Too bad we'll have to wait a long time for that...

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        • beandev@social.tchncs.deB beandev@social.tchncs.de

          @zalasur
          But not ISO.

          Use YYYY-MM-DD instead, because / are confusing and not possible in file names on several operating systems.

          @DXMacGuffin @cmconseils

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          #23

          @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin @cmconseils behold: https://infocenter.sybase.com/help/index.jsp?topic=/com.sybase.infocenter.dc32300.1570/html/sqlug/BABDBAHF.htm

          yes YY not this newfangled YYYY

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          • ckd@mas.toC ckd@mas.to

            @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin @cmconseils

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601

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            #24

            Oh @cmconseils you've done it now. You've aroused the nerds! 😂

            (By the way, ISO 8601 will no longer lexically-sort properly once the year 10000 comes.)

            @ckd @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin

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            • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

              #Meme #Humour

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              #25

              @cmconseils I'm pretty alright with every date format. Same with 12 and 24 hour since I was a kid

              I just use MM/DD/YY or MM/DD/YYYY cos a ton of people I interact with on the net are americans, but I like YYYY-MM-DD 😄

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              • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

                #Meme #Humour

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                #26

                @cmconseils EW! DUMP HIM! YYYY-MM-DD is most efficient both to read and sort.

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                • argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.orgA argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                  Oh @cmconseils you've done it now. You've aroused the nerds! 😂

                  (By the way, ISO 8601 will no longer lexically-sort properly once the year 10000 comes.)

                  @ckd @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin

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                  #27

                  @argv_minus_one @cmconseils @ckd @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin Now THAT is job security!

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                  • beandev@social.tchncs.deB beandev@social.tchncs.de

                    @zalasur
                    But not ISO.

                    Use YYYY-MM-DD instead, because / are confusing and not possible in file names on several operating systems.

                    @DXMacGuffin @cmconseils

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                    #28

                    @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin @cmconseils This is the way.

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                    • rustedcomputing@discuss.systemsR rustedcomputing@discuss.systems

                      @cmconseils
                      Big-endian? WTF. I thought the human way to write scalars was little-endian.

                      Faux stardate is the absolute best:

                      2026.0715 or

                      2026.0715.1002
                      with timestamp. (Yes this breaks the ability of faux stardate with only a date to be stored as a plain float when convenient.) Add seconds dot decimal parts of second as needed, along with zulu hour offset as desired.
                      2026.0715.1002.45.3142.z-5

                      It's so concise and easy to read that adding the day of the week looks pretty good with it.
                      2026.0715 Wednesday

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                      #29

                      @RustedComputing @cmconseils Still assumes month-and-day ordering. Better to use Julian day-of-year for star date format: 2026.196.

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                      • obscurestar@mastodon.socialO obscurestar@mastodon.social

                        @argv_minus_one @cmconseils @ckd @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin Now THAT is job security!

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                        #30

                        @obscurestar @argv_minus_one @cmconseils @ckd @beandev @DXMacGuffin Yep I'm looking forward to when the Y10K problem becomes a serious concern. And in all likelihood COBAL will still be around that will need to be fixed. Again.

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                        • zalasur@mastodon.surazal.netZ zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net

                          @obscurestar @argv_minus_one @cmconseils @ckd @beandev @DXMacGuffin Yep I'm looking forward to when the Y10K problem becomes a serious concern. And in all likelihood COBAL will still be around that will need to be fixed. Again.

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                          #31

                          @zalasur @obscurestar @argv_minus_one @cmconseils @ckd @beandev

                          Call me short sighted, but I will not be changing my career plans because of the Y10K problem.

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                          • ckd@mas.toC ckd@mas.to

                            @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin @cmconseils

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601

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                            #32

                            @ckd @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin @cmconseils RFC 3339 is better, because it’s free to read.

                            https://infosec.exchange/@bob_zim/116462459762447073

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                            • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

                              #Meme #Humour

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                              #33

                              @cmconseils to be honest: YYYY/MM/DD … that is the way ™️😎

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                              • argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.orgA argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

                                Oh @cmconseils you've done it now. You've aroused the nerds! 😂

                                (By the way, ISO 8601 will no longer lexically-sort properly once the year 10000 comes.)

                                @ckd @beandev @zalasur @DXMacGuffin

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                                #34

                                @argv_minus_one we have 8000 years to sort it out

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                                • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

                                  #Meme #Humour

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                                  #35

                                  @cmconseils It's not really perfect though...

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                                  • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

                                    #Meme #Humour

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                                    #36

                                    @cmconseils Girl, you in danger... RUN!

                                    #YYYYMMDD4LIFE

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                                    • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

                                      #Meme #Humour

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                                      #37

                                      @cmconseils YYYY(Y*)-MM-DD? 🤔

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                                      • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

                                        #Meme #Humour

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                                        #38

                                        @cmconseils Everyone here fighting about date formats but everyone is okay with the two persons just switching sides from panel 1 to 2?

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                                        • cmconseils@mastodon.socialC cmconseils@mastodon.social

                                          #Meme #Humour

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                                          #39

                                          @cmconseils time_t, no more, no less.
                                          And get off of that 32Bit platform before 2038!

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