“New AI driven flight route optimization software working well so far,” declares airline

[lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me]

@SecureOwl And of course it's with a boing.

[adriano@lile.cl]

@SecureOwl @acarsdrama “in this diagram we can see the airplane parts most affected by missile hits after flying over White Sands. The AI assistant recommends reinforcing these to improve the chances of successfully traversing that area”

[ariels@hachyderm.io]

@SecureOwl You just know someone's promo request includes the text "introduced #fail_fast techniques, thereby reducing the #SDLC iteration time in #aviation 10x".

[peachfront@toot.community]

@SecureOwl

in fairness to the optimizer, if you're blown out of the sky, it makes for a really short flight & very rapid deplaning process!!!

[datenwolf@chaos.social]

@adriano @SecureOwl @acarsdrama

Deep

[benhm3@mastodon.social]

@SecureOwl

Oh pffffft, they’ve only shot down what, 2 or 3 planes last week? Weenie.

[artharg@mastodon.nl]

@adriano @SecureOwl @acarsdrama “Please let us know how this works out, so we can optimize your results moving forward.”

[randomdamage@infosec.exchange]

@adriano @SecureOwl @acarsdrama

[mer@yourwalls.today]

@lanodan @SecureOwl

[ag100pct@infosec.exchange]

@SecureOwl

[970uts1d3@defcon.social]

@SecureOwl

[truenorthspice@mastodon.world]

@SecureOwl

Ground to air message:

"Just trust the AI Optimizer to guide your plane safely through the missile range"

[thenovemberman@bookstodon.com]

@SecureOwl AI will solve everything
By killing us all.

[normandunbar@mastodon.scot]

@datenwolf @adriano @SecureOwl @acarsdrama And a lot of people will not get it!