STOP PUTTING CAMERAS IN STUFF THAT DOESN'T NEED IT

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@neurovagrant That's what I told my doctor about the colonoscopy he wants me to get

[neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org]

@Elizafox let's just hope he doesn't take calls on it.

at least during the procedure. after, who knows.

[nyanbinary@infosec.exchange]

@neurovagrant whats next, Ian, not putting invasive telemetry into stuff? Not putting chatbots into stuff?

[gary_alderson@infosec.exchange]

@neurovagrant at least the perverts are happy, i don't think people really care that much one way or another, i mean is all spy craft hw for perverts now?

[bugbear@indieverse.social]

@nyanbinary @neurovagrant exactly, this is good for the human evolution/creativity/environment/economy somehow. Cameras in primarily audio devices are inevitable, are you trying to stop progress? /sarcasm

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@neurovagrant A colonoscope running android would be the least surprising thing of 2026.

Even less surprising: if it had a SIM card.

[hrbrmstr@mastodon.social]

@neurovagrant @zackwhittaker that term "pervpods" just made my day.

[gokushrm@mastodon.social]

@neurovagrant.. Next tech : camera in condom

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@neurovagrant If we couldn't stop the toilet cameras, what makes you think we'll stop these from the fruit cult?

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@neurovagrant @cR0w
AirPervs

[mimblewimble@mastodon.social]

@neurovagrant I'm can I just listen to music please? No adds, no AI monitoring my bathroom schedule. Just music?

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@Elizafox @neurovagrant giving butt dialing a whole new meaning

[bobkmertz@techhub.social]

@cR0w
Legit the most frightening part here are the fanboys. At least with Meta it was mostly just the creeps buying the shit but with Apple everyone is going to have it just because it's the latest version of an Apple product.
@neurovagrant