The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden.
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The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days.
#globalmuseum #museums #whales@globalmuseum So why was it closed for the general public who don't have sex in public, again?
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Is sex allowed there on election days?
@KanaMauna @globalmuseum Only inside of taxidermied blue whales on odd-numbered Fridays. The couple in question had, in their excitement, miscalculated the date and were therefore issued a stern warning.
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@KanaMauna @globalmuseum Only inside of taxidermied blue whales on odd-numbered Fridays. The couple in question had, in their excitement, miscalculated the date and were therefore issued a stern warning.
@michaelormsby @KanaMauna @globalmuseum
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The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days.
#globalmuseum #museums #whalesProbably a few people here on Mastodon that have
Public dead whale mouth sex as a #kink. -
The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days.
#globalmuseum #museums #whales@globalmuseum woww wild. And.. that couple-- nasty. haha. I was telling my wife (and she's only seen photos) of the one at the Smithsonian in Washington DC - I saw it a couple times when I went when I was younger- just utterly massive, to stand under, as a kid (I think it's a model, maybe?) - a fully taxidermied one, didn't know this existed. Amazing. I'm so fascinated by whales.
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The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days.
#globalmuseum #museums #whales"HEY! THIS IS NOT A SPERM WHALE!!!"
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The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days.
#globalmuseum #museums #whales@globalmuseum I'm making a bit of an assumption about the couple in question here (
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The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days.
#globalmuseum #museums #whales@globalmuseum Not going to kink shame here, but that's...niche.
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"HEY! THIS IS NOT A SPERM WHALE!!!"
️🧐@ovoao @globalmuseum You beat me to it!
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The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days.
#globalmuseum #museums #whales@globalmuseum I think taxidermied is far superior to high explosives for deceased whales. https://www.popsci.com/science/exploding-whale/
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Is sex allowed there on election days?
Possibly only on erection days.
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@globalmuseum So why was it closed for the general public who don't have sex in public, again?
@Nishcott @globalmuseum in Sweden? perhaps that audience is too niche
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The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter it up until a couple was found having sex inside it; now its jaws are opened only for special occasions like Swedish election days.
#globalmuseum #museums #whales@globalmuseum Sex inside a whale? Great Jonah!
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