Kind wild how the whole tech industry is just people who did and didn’t get The Lord of The Rings
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@danirabbit Gandalf: they delved too greedily and too deep, and disturbed that from which they fled, Durin's Bane.
GenAI: Moria is great source of mithril. Let's delve into that!
@joelvanderwerf @danirabbit GenAIdalf
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Kind wild how the whole tech industry is just people who did and didn’t get The Lord of The Rings
@danirabbit@mastodon.online
These are the same people who spent two years whining "Rian Johnson thinks the past should die and you should kill it if you have to!" -
“Oh but I’d use the ring to protect Gondor”. Sure bud.
Oh they totally would. And then once finished they'll move their military to Mordor because of the incredible forges and its unmatched defences. And since all these Orcs are without a leader they might as well provide some. Might need to crack a few skulls to get the message across but there's gotta be some redeemable Orcs there. Oh, and there's this perfectly good black fortress we could use now that Sauron has been defeated, etc...
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@danirabbit Related: slopbros who think the computer in Star Trek is an "AI" (psst: it's not, it's just a command-line with speech-to-text).
Ugh.
@thomholwerda @danirabbit even the holodeck had primitive programs until the Bynars upgraded it.
I'd say the episode where Moriarty escaped the sandbox of the holodeck might have been but they were shitting bricks.
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@thomholwerda @danirabbit even the holodeck had primitive programs until the Bynars upgraded it.
I'd say the episode where Moriarty escaped the sandbox of the holodeck might have been but they were shitting bricks.
@fullywoolly yeah, Data and Lore were pretty much the only sentient machines and Starfleet kept trying to do tests on them because they didn't understand how to do that.
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“Oh but I’d use the ring to protect Gondor”. Sure bud.
@danirabbit One DARPA contract to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.
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@alatiera @danirabbit I've still not seen/read it, I'm also barely in this industry anymore, make of that what you will
@zbrown @danirabbit I have not read it either nor do I plan to. And I've binge watched all movies in a day more than a decade ago so I thankfully don't remember much of it!
The middle earth games were dope though.
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@fullywoolly yeah, Data and Lore were pretty much the only sentient machines and Starfleet kept trying to do tests on them because they didn't understand how to do that.
@stellarsarah @thomholwerda @danirabbit the episode where Data is on trial is so powerful
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Kind wild how the whole tech industry is just people who did and didn’t get The Lord of The Rings
@danirabbit Throw the damned ring into Mount Doom, FFS!
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“Oh but I’d use the ring to protect Gondor”. Sure bud.
@danirabbit “I can’t believe they would steal, and then destroy that poor guy’s ring! And kill all of his employees he sent to get it back from them!”
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Kind wild how the whole tech industry is just people who did and didn’t get The Lord of The Rings
@danirabbit @jwz starting to suspect that the reason I have had to largely withdraw from it is that I did, I *did* understand the lord of the rings. the books, even, not just the movies!
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@danirabbit Related: slopbros who think the computer in Star Trek is an "AI" (psst: it's not, it's just a command-line with speech-to-text).
Ugh.
@thomholwerda @danirabbit I wish we had a speech operated command line. Google Assistant used to almost be that but it was discontinued & couldn't do much beyond Google approved things in the first place.
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@fieldswork Lotta Saruman’s in our midst
@danirabbit @fieldswork they wish they were sarumans, they are almost all wormtongues
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@danirabbit@mastodon.online @griotspeak@soc.mod-12.com the problem with Mordor is obviously that it lacked a comprehensive B2B strategy. Would have been a Utopia if not for...
@aud @danirabbit @griotspeak Sauron only lost to those meddling hobbits, & that wizard too, because he didn't use AI to optimize his Microsoft Office 365 based cryptocurrency investment workflow.
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@danirabbit @fieldswork they wish they were sarumans, they are almost all wormtongues
@glyph @danirabbit @fieldswork they are orcs!
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“Oh but I’d use the ring to protect Gondor”. Sure bud.
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@zbrown @danirabbit I have not read it either nor do I plan to. And I've binge watched all movies in a day more than a decade ago so I thankfully don't remember much of it!
The middle earth games were dope though.
@alatiera @zbrown @danirabbit My favorite part of the Lord of the Rings, which I am sure you remember as well, was when Ace Ventura defeated Saruman with a tiny blowpipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieLPn0gdpEU
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“Oh but I’d use the ring to protect Gondor”. Sure bud.
@danirabbit now I need a t-shirt with a drawing of the one ring with the inscription in English and Russian “Make America Great Again”
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@danirabbit @Ashedryden gandalf if you don’t join him you’re just gonna get left behind. ethics aside, sauron is here to stay
@danirabbit @Ashedryden (exasperated) no, morgoth was different. you don’t get it. morgoth didn’t have the rings. are you saying the one ring doesn’t have any utility? frodo put it on, bam. invisible. can’t believe you will just go on pretending like the rings “don’t work”
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@Ashedryden “we must join with him, Gandalf. It would be wise” type shit
@danirabbit @Ashedryden gandalf if you don’t join him you’re just gonna get left behind. ethics aside, sauron is here to stay
