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  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

    CatSalad still can't be sold.

    29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

    You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

    After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

    Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

    Cat, Founder of CatSalad

    basisbit@chaos.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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    #19

    @catsalad while(true) {println("meow\n");}

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    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

      CatSalad still can't be sold.

      29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

      You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

      After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

      Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

      Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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      #20

      @catsalad meow meow meo 🐾

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      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

        CatSalad still can't be sold.

        29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

        You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

        After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

        Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

        Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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        #21

        @catsalad meowoof.

        Sorry, bit of a dog's breakfast instead of a cat salad. Still.

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        • lcamtuf@infosec.exchangeL lcamtuf@infosec.exchange

          @catsalad THIS ACCOUNT WILL NEVER BE FOR SALE. Unless someone offers a reasonable price. And really, we're not picky. We can do $50. Please, I need this

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          #22

          @lcamtuf I have 1 pound take it or leave it /j @catsalad

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          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

            CatSalad still can't be sold.

            29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

            You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

            After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

            Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

            Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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            #23

            @catsalad

            MEOW!

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            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

              @dan Thank you, Minion :3

              irene@discuss.systemsI This user is from outside of this forum
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              #24

              @catsalad @dan obviously, Pixel would also generously contribute

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              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                CatSalad still can't be sold.

                29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                #25

                @catsalad meow meow mrrr...rrow?

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                • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                  @catsalad Minion will contribute at least one meow

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                  #26

                  @dan @catsalad Noodle says nothing. God help you if he has to.

                  jk Noodle is super sweet also not my cat 🙂

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                  • basisbit@chaos.socialB basisbit@chaos.social

                    @catsalad while(true) {println("meow\n");}

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                    #27

                    @basisbit Cat brain deciphered?! 😮

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                    • sackofbones@kolektiva.socialS sackofbones@kolektiva.social

                      @lcamtuf I have 1 pound take it or leave it /j @catsalad

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                      #28

                      @sackofbones @lcamtuf cake? 🤔

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                      • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                        @catsalad Minion will contribute at least one meow

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                        #29

                        @dan @catsalad

                        Pica would like to consider signing her for her record company.

                        (be wary Pica is a tricky with contracts)

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                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                          CatSalad still can't be sold.

                          29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                          You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                          After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                          Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                          Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                          #30

                          @catsalad A big meow for you from Peaks (Pikachu)!
                          EO: Granda miaŭ por vi de Pikaĉuo!

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                          • irene@discuss.systemsI irene@discuss.systems

                            @catsalad @dan obviously, Pixel would also generously contribute

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                            #31

                            @irene @catsalad Pixel is the smallest cat but somehow she contains the largest meows

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                            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                              CatSalad still can't be sold.

                              29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                              You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                              After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                              Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                              Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                              #32

                              @catsalad meow meow meo~!!

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                              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                CatSalad still can't be sold.

                                29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                                You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                                After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                                Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                                Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                                #33

                                @catsalad i have none at the moment, but I'm sure Winston will provide some tomorrow

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                                • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                                  @irene @catsalad Pixel is the smallest cat but somehow she contains the largest meows

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                                  #34

                                  @dan @irene @catsalad
                                  Why does your cat have a jacket with a zipper? Dapper kitty.

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                                  • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                                    @irene @catsalad Pixel is the smallest cat but somehow she contains the largest meows

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                                    #35

                                    @dan @irene @catsalad same energy

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                                    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                      CatSalad still can't be sold.

                                      29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                                      You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                                      After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                                      Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                                      Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                                      #36

                                      @catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                      We, the undersigned, stand in solidarity with Cat Meowers United and affirm our willingness to engage in collective action if called upon by CMU, up to and including staging an editorial strike. Shitposters participating in the collective action would be able to use normal CatSalad consensus-building methods to establish the action's terms and, if desired, to establish further demands of our own in addition to CMU's demands.
                                      This petition began as part of CatSalad:CSF Community Tech team has been disbanded, engineers laid off. It began as a direct response to the CatSalad Foundation laying off[a] the five postineers and a manager on the Community Tech team, most of whom were members of Cat Meowers United, a prospective union at the Foundation; the Foundation had also terminated Meow Meower—its most influential FelineSalad developer and a prominent CMU member—a week before. This petition is a statement of solidarity with CMU. Its existence is born of these seven[a] terminations, but at the same time it does not limit itself to that situation. The statement is one of willingness, not an unconditional commitment; no one is bound to participate in an action that goes against their principles, and any signatory may remove their name at any time.

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                                      • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                                        @irene @catsalad Pixel is the smallest cat but somehow she contains the largest meows

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                                        #37

                                        @dan @irene @catsalad Are you sure this cat is not actually insane? I love cats and recognize that their brains are the size of a walnut, so there’s a fine line between normality and insanity at the best of times, but this cat really looks as if someone has performed a magic trick involving making a bag of crunchy treats four times its size. Truly, this expression is in reaction to the deity Bast revealing itself before the cat.

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                                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                          CatSalad still can't be sold.

                                          29 September: If you're in the Fediverse, please read before time runs out.

                                          You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.

                                          After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.

                                          Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.

                                          Cat, Founder of CatSalad

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                                          #38

                                          @catsalad@infosec.exchange Meow

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