I know things are terrible, but at least we still have The Onion.

[nilclass@infosec.exchange]

@cremevax Wow! That's exactly how a cat I used to live with got rid of poop hanging out of his butt (he loved eating hair for some reason, causing such situations)

[peacecovey@kolektiva.social]

@cremevax needed that laugh . may his gods give him rugburn

[perrym@newsie.social]

@cremevax This picture demonstrates the fact that the brain worm didn't die. It relocated to find a better food source!

[bartok@kolektiva.social]

@cremevax He used to do this whenever he hadn't shot up in a few hours.

[philthypierre@mastodonapp.uk]

@cremevax

Not going to do his piles much good though.

[utf_7@mastodon.social]

@cremevax I though goa'uld was fictional

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@cremevax I disapprove of this. The tapeworm will only serve as yet another unelected, uneducated advisor to him. 🫤

[bit@ohai.social]

@cremevax I was already half way believing this, before realizing it was an Onion article.

[fzer0@nerdculture.de]

@cremevax

Sad thing is, almost everything The Onion wrote in the past few years did become reality.
So will this one.

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@nilclass the HHS Secretary is not afraid to learn from other species! In other news if you rub his belly the Secretary will inexplicably bite you after a few seconds

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@PerryM yes, I find it plausible that the HHS Secretary’s brain has poor nutritional value, forcing the worm to seek better options elsewhere

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@utf_7 I had to go look this up, since I somehow missed out on the Stargate franchise. Gotta say, it explains a lot of what’s going on now.

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@PhilthyPierre also the HHS rug cleaning bill is going through the roof and will require a supplemental appropriation

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@benjamincox always room for one more, tho

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@bit this is the peril of our age! Well, one of them.

[cremevax@infosec.exchange]

@fzer0 my fellow olds will remember this one:

https://theonion.com/bush-our-long-national-nightmare-of-peace-and-prosperi-1819565882/

[utf_7@mastodon.social]

@cremevax have fun https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1b5T6bk5bS9LDaIVXR55-agOd_FYgTN0TZcpZDfvnMg4/pub?output=html