Orgs using vibe coded as a sales pitch, Lord.

[nullagent@partyon.xyz]

How the actual fuck is shit this bad being shipped???

Corporate has completely lost the plot

@GossiTheDog

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog but hey, it starts up faster than steam

LMFAO.

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog Already gonna lol

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@maxsec2022 @GossiTheDog I do 100% organic, artisanal, white-glove, IT and Infrastructure work. Zero vibes. All organic.

[nosirrahsec@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 @GossiTheDog I take shits faster than Steam boots, but I wouldn't ship my shit to people.

[da_667@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog is it functional? Who cares? We finally beat Valve at something that matters not fucking at all

[monkeyninja@10base2.dev]

@GossiTheDog I've been using the Heroic Launcher for a while now to access games from Epic since I game from a Linux system. To my knowledge they don't use AI in their code pipelines at all, and the launcher is completely open source. So for folks who maybe gave Epic their money once upon a time and want to continue to play said game without an AI monstrosity as a gateway, I can say that my experience with Heroic has been pretty excellent.

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@NosirrahSec @da_667 @GossiTheDog now come on, I think we all would ship our shit to *some* people.

[cyberquixote@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 @GossiTheDog meanwhile gaben is like "im taking up throat singing"

[james_inthe_box@infosec.exchange]

@da_667 @GossiTheDog And PSA you can still add their free games when a good one comes up to your account via their web site...just so you know

[jo@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog "Programming is hard" well yeah, thats why you pay your devs to do it…

[raineyday@beige.party]

@GossiTheDog

If programming is that hard for you guys, maybe hire people who know how to do it?

[fds@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog this is the company that needed a petition to get them to make fixes on Unreal and then made a pretty basic UT that suddenly got better once Q3’s demo was released and some ideas could be copied.

Imo if he didn’t push his engine on everyone the company wouldn’t exist. That’s why he wants to be able to push his crap store on everyone. Lock in is their only means of survival.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@NosirrahSec @maxsec2022 @GossiTheDog You forgot "boutique" and "bespoke".

[mo@mastodon.ml]

@GossiTheDog so, they admit this is literally skill issue

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@raineyday @GossiTheDog

Nobody knows how

[nekoplanet@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog "Thoroughly tested"

[jim__@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog building a website wrapper plus exec(“game.exe”) is “hard”?

[gulfie@mastodonapp.uk]

@GossiTheDog quality code right there

[fencepost@infosec.exchange]

@nullagent @GossiTheDog it happens the same way a lot of junk comes out of Google and Microsoft. From the outside they look like big monoliths, but on the inside you have a bunch of teams all desperately scrambling for recognition (see also "crabs in a bucket"). There’s a good chance that those teams are incentivized or measured on how fast and publicly they do things not on how well they do things.

I can understand it even though I’m not in that world. If I’m a low to mid-level "contributor" in one of those companies and I’ve been there for a few years, the company performance has absolutely nothing to do with what I get paid - and these days any individual contribution that I may have been responsible for is going to be overshadowed by some executive's vibecoding because they want to put their stamp on it.

Maybe I get a bonus at the department level if we ship. I can even use that as a talking point when I’m interviewing, because if I’ve been there for more than three years, I may be looking at jumping ship to another company. And if the product is crap, I can use that as part of my interviewing as well because obviously I left because the company insists on releasing vibe coded slop, and I’d like to go someplace where I can actually contribute.

But perhaps I’m overly cynical.