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  • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

    I got a call from someone I don't know.

    "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

    "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

    "That much?"

    Some silence.

    "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

    Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

    I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

    #IT #SysAdmin

    duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafeD This user is from outside of this forum
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    duncan_bayne@mastodon.bsd.cafe
    wrote sidst redigeret af
    #24

    @stefano Remember it's €5,000 when they call back in a week 😜

    oxy@social.bsdlab.auO 1 Reply Last reply
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    • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

      I got a call from someone I don't know.

      "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

      "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

      "That much?"

      Some silence.

      "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

      Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

      I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

      #IT #SysAdmin

      jspath55@chaos.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      jspath55@chaos.social
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #25

      @stefano I almost think this story is unbelievable, except I know you well enough to be certain the tale, sadly, is true.
      Sorry for their loss.
      As the Monty Python troupe would say/yell: "run away!"

      latelesley@mastodon.scotL 1 Reply Last reply
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      • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

        @ianthetechie if I understood correct, they used then api and let an agent run for…days?

        ianthetechie@fosstodon.orgI This user is from outside of this forum
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        ianthetechie@fosstodon.org
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #26

        @stefano I have heard of such things of course but I still can’t understand it 😅 wow…

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        • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

          I got a call from someone I don't know.

          "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

          "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

          "That much?"

          Some silence.

          "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

          Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

          I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

          #IT #SysAdmin

          distrowatch@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
          distrowatch@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
          distrowatch@mastodon.social
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #27

          @stefano I recently had someone ask me to set up WordPress for them. I agreed and they asked if I would be using AI to do the work. I assured them no, it is a simple (for me) task which takes just a few minutes.

          They then clarified they were asking me to use AI to do the install. They thought using AI would somehow make the vanilla WordPress setup better. They were fine with it taking longer, even, if I somehow involved AI in the process they had already offloaded to me.

          carstenfranke@mastodon.socialC linuxfiend@gts.linuxfiend.netL gbargoud@masto.nycG 3 Replies Last reply
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          • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

            I got a call from someone I don't know.

            "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

            "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

            "That much?"

            Some silence.

            "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

            Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

            I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

            #IT #SysAdmin

            peteorrall@mastodon.bsd.cafeP This user is from outside of this forum
            peteorrall@mastodon.bsd.cafeP This user is from outside of this forum
            peteorrall@mastodon.bsd.cafe
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #28

            @stefano He could have just read the FreeBSD upgrade instructions. 🤣

            cyberquixote@infosec.exchangeC evgandr@snac.bsd.cafeE 2 Replies Last reply
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            • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

              I got a call from someone I don't know.

              "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

              "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

              "That much?"

              Some silence.

              "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

              Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

              I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

              #IT #SysAdmin

              redflegias@social.umoja.itR This user is from outside of this forum
              redflegias@social.umoja.itR This user is from outside of this forum
              redflegias@social.umoja.it
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #29

              @stefano non ho parole…. A questo punto scusami il francesismo ma che si fottano pure con tutti i loro dati e servizi 😂😂😂

              Certa gente si merita proprio questo 💪

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              • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                I got a call from someone I don't know.

                "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                "That much?"

                Some silence.

                "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                #IT #SysAdmin

                cyrilbrulebois@mamot.frC This user is from outside of this forum
                cyrilbrulebois@mamot.frC This user is from outside of this forum
                cyrilbrulebois@mamot.fr
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #30

                @stefano @OdyX I'm at a loss for words… thanks for sharing and more importantly, sorry this happened.

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                • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                  I got a call from someone I don't know.

                  "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                  "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                  "That much?"

                  Some silence.

                  "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                  Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                  I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                  #IT #SysAdmin

                  jaap@mastodon.bsd.cafeJ This user is from outside of this forum
                  jaap@mastodon.bsd.cafeJ This user is from outside of this forum
                  jaap@mastodon.bsd.cafe
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #31

                  @stefano Unbelievable how many crazy IT stories you’ve got. At this point you could probably write a couple of volumes. I imagine they’d sell good too

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                  • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                    I got a call from someone I don't know.

                    "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                    "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                    "That much?"

                    Some silence.

                    "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                    Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                    I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                    #IT #SysAdmin

                    losttourist@social.chatty.monsterL This user is from outside of this forum
                    losttourist@social.chatty.monsterL This user is from outside of this forum
                    losttourist@social.chatty.monster
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #32

                    @stefano
                    I love the complete unawareness of "AI has completely failed to do your job" coupled with "AI is going to replace your job"

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                    • somebody@circumstances.runS somebody@circumstances.run

                      @wizbean @stefano Telling the clanker to just fuck my shit up zero hesitation without even considering a manual backup first.

                      keisatsu@infosec.exchangeK This user is from outside of this forum
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                      keisatsu@infosec.exchange
                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #33

                      @somebody @wizbean @stefano

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                      • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                        I got a call from someone I don't know.

                        "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                        "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                        "That much?"

                        Some silence.

                        "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                        Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                        I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                        #IT #SysAdmin

                        kleisli@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                        kleisli@mastodon.social
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #34

                        @stefano I guess *this* LLM won't take your job.

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                        • distrowatch@mastodon.socialD distrowatch@mastodon.social

                          @stefano I recently had someone ask me to set up WordPress for them. I agreed and they asked if I would be using AI to do the work. I assured them no, it is a simple (for me) task which takes just a few minutes.

                          They then clarified they were asking me to use AI to do the install. They thought using AI would somehow make the vanilla WordPress setup better. They were fine with it taking longer, even, if I somehow involved AI in the process they had already offloaded to me.

                          carstenfranke@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                          carstenfranke@mastodon.social
                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #35

                          @distrowatch @stefano "oh, if you want me to use AI I need $3000 extra for buying all the tokens"

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                          • keisatsu@infosec.exchangeK keisatsu@infosec.exchange

                            @somebody @wizbean @stefano

                            cora@hachyderm.ioC This user is from outside of this forum
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                            cora@hachyderm.io
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #36

                            @keisatsu @somebody @wizbean @stefano OMG

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                            • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                              I got a call from someone I don't know.

                              "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                              "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                              "That much?"

                              Some silence.

                              "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                              Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                              I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                              #IT #SysAdmin

                              neneexists@hachyderm.ioN This user is from outside of this forum
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                              neneexists@hachyderm.io
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #37

                              @stefano AI did take your job away.

                              Thankfully there's a new one that's promising to be much more lucrative, if entirely more stressful. Either that or societal collapse when people refuse to admit they were wrong to give spicy auto-complete admin access to things.

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                              • distrowatch@mastodon.socialD distrowatch@mastodon.social

                                @stefano I recently had someone ask me to set up WordPress for them. I agreed and they asked if I would be using AI to do the work. I assured them no, it is a simple (for me) task which takes just a few minutes.

                                They then clarified they were asking me to use AI to do the install. They thought using AI would somehow make the vanilla WordPress setup better. They were fine with it taking longer, even, if I somehow involved AI in the process they had already offloaded to me.

                                linuxfiend@gts.linuxfiend.netL This user is from outside of this forum
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                                linuxfiend@gts.linuxfiend.net
                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #38

                                @distrowatch @stefano We live in hell.

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                                • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                  @82mhz Maybe I should 😉

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                                  amerika@fsebugoutzone.org
                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #39
                                  @stefano @82mhz

                                  I have learned to fear the "easy answers" people. They all seem to be low-grade narcissistic sociopaths.
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                                  • somebody@circumstances.runS somebody@circumstances.run

                                    @wizbean @stefano Telling the clanker to just fuck my shit up zero hesitation without even considering a manual backup first.

                                    bob_zim@infosec.exchangeB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    bob_zim@infosec.exchange
                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #40

                                    @somebody @wizbean @stefano Why would they make a backup? They told it to make no mistakes!

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                                    • stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafeS stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe

                                      I got a call from someone I don't know.

                                      "Hi. We have a FreeBSD server. It's been working perfectly for years, but it hasn't been updated since then. We asked AI to update it, but now it won't boot anymore. It didn't even make a backup before starting. The AI keeps trying things, everything is down, and we've already spent over €500 in tokens. Can you help us?"

                                      "Sure. €500, plus the time it'll take me to try to fix it. Assuming it can still be fixed and nothing important has been deleted."

                                      "That much?"

                                      Some silence.

                                      "Well, I hope AI takes your job away!" And he hung up.

                                      Believing that autopilot automatically makes you an invulnerable professional pilot will ruin far more people than job losses will.

                                      I don't know if AI will take my job away, but it's already cost them €500 and, probably, their server.

                                      #IT #SysAdmin

                                      lisamaesie@nutmeg.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      lisamaesie@nutmeg.social
                                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                                      #41

                                      @stefano Sounds to me like AI is creating work for you rather than taking over your job!

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                                      • somebody@circumstances.runS somebody@circumstances.run

                                        @wizbean @stefano showed this to a friend and they just said "i love the difference in value when the money goes to an expert compared to the shart machine" and the reply was "It's literally gambling. A professional is a known quantity. But like a gambler, the sloperator hopes that they will beat the averages."

                                        wizbean@tech.lgbtW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wizbean@tech.lgbt
                                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                                        #42

                                        @somebody @stefano yeah, the hyperscaled averaging machine will beat the average... good luck gamblers

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                                        • himysyed@littleone.littlefedi.socialH himysyed@littleone.littlefedi.social

                                          @stefano@bsd.cafe Some people do not deserve the privilege of being your customer.

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                                          drreid@mastodon.social
                                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                                          #43

                                          @himysyed @stefano Exactly, you shouldn't want customers this stupid. They will be more trouble than they are worth. You want these people to go to your competition.

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