Me: Maybe I'm just too demanding?

[lockdownyourlife@infosec.exchange]

Me: Maybe I'm just too demanding?
Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold?
Maybe I'm just like my mother?
She's never satis-

Therapist: Get out.

[hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange]

@Lockdownyourlife And afterwards? Is this what it sounds like when doves cry?

[jeremy_pm@mastodon.nz]

@Lockdownyourlife

The therapist obviously has no princeaples.

[deanfarrell@mstdn.plus]

@Lockdownyourlife “I am the Raskolnikov of jerking off – the sticky evidence is everywhere!”

― Philip Roth, Portnoy’s Complaint

[wolfinpdx@pdx.social]

@Lockdownyourlife

Congratulations! You made my partner, who works in mental health, laugh out loud.

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@Lockdownyourlife "The problem is all inside your head," she said to me
"The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free

(edit: fix the lyrics; sorry to hear your therapist isn't like this)

[eljorgeabides@mastodon.world]

@Lockdownyourlife maybe it's Maybelline

[the_roman@fnordon.de]

@Lockdownyourlife
Paranoimia