#silentsunday

[alexlac51@mastodon.scot]

@SoftwareTheron

yip...️

[holliek72@mastodonapp.uk]

@alexlac51 That is one of the usual reasons why people buy chopping boards!

[alexlac51@mastodon.scot]

@HollieK72

true...

[twoowls73@mastodon.scot]

@alexlac51 #emshittification

[sjcooke66@mastodon.social]

@alexlac51 To be honest, it makes perfect sense because if you're going to chop food on your soft furnishings, you can't expect them to be in a re-saleable condition when you complain about 'damage'!

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@alexlac51 Sums up Dunelm in a nutshell. 🤨

[sol_hsa@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@alexlac51 sounds like those swimming suits that say they're not supposed to get wet.

[psilonaut@idtech.space]

@alexlac51 When covid hit, me and the others at the factory went into our supply room to see if our dust masks were good enough to prevent sickness

"NOT FOR COMMERCIAL OR INDUSTRIAL USE. NOT FOR USE IN AREAS WITH HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF DUST."

[duringju@rstats.me]

@alexlac51

[lockex@ioc.exchange]

@alexlac51 seems to void the Implied Warranty of Merchantability.
Things sold to you should do what it says its supposed to do.
https://www.law.cornell.edu/ucc/2/2-314

[thatonepersonwithaface@todon.eu]

@duringju @alexlac51

"Please don't access the pool" = alright nerd

"It is forbidden to access the pool" = esoteric knowledge awaits

[colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network]

@alexlac51 Totally clear.